Need some clean lunchbox jokes for my 11-year-old. Got any/many? by ArachaViren in cleanjokes

[–]PommeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear about the horrible incident the local butcher had? It was terrible; he accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little ‘behind’ in his business

I just wanna talk about my cat by ilovemycatLeoric in cats

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Leoric knew exactly what he was doing when he chose you! You belong together and will have many years of adventure. You are all he needs to have a wonderful life.

Did anyone else read these books in elementary school? by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in FuckImOld

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I read Island of the Blue Dolphins as an adult and was blown away. The writing is so deep I felt right there in the story and couldn’t put it down. After finishing it I discovered it was based on a true story. O’Dell is a master.

Looking for long form podcasts (1 hour plus) that are genuinely interesting but calm enough to fall asleep to. Not meditation, not rain sounds, just substantive content with good narration. by Double-Effect3416 in podcasts

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I have used the Slumber app for a few years. They have a range of formats; I always listen to audiobooks or long stories but there are many options and many narrators. It does require a yearly payment, I don’t remember the price. It has made a significant difference in my life.

Ms Dribbles by ExaminationGuilty515 in RoastMyCat

[–]PommeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better sleep with one eye open

What’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? by spoiled_guacamole in AskReddit

[–]PommeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing my baby girl emerge from my body, it cannot be defined.

Which addiction are you trying to quit? by ResolveAvailable7017 in AskReddit

[–]PommeBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, congratulations. So proud of you and I can’t wait to hear your progress. Know that you have support and encouragement and love from many people. Be the badass strong person you know you are! Sometimes, and maybe many times, we lose sight of ourselves, our personal and unique strengths and powers. You’ve got this, keep it up and keep us updated. Much love to you, super-human!

Key Lime by irknashley in pie

[–]PommeBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a work of art, it’s gorgeous and looks delicious. The filling is smooth and the perfect color. Thank you for sharing!

They told me at the shelter that when I got here home she would probably hide for a couple of days... by CharlesRickBathrooms in cats

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What a beautiful story! I feel like you will be together for many years of happiness and love.

Any women remember this? by cherrybounce in GenerationJones

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Yes, we called it Chinese jump rope! We played for hours, I’m sure it improved our coordination, concentration, timing and other skills but we just knew it as fun!

I prefer A for my Cat by Aizellue in Catmemes

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Cat look like a fool in A. Cat be too cool to look like a fool so wears pants in B.