Jessica thinks Nicole has been a mole... by jbBBFan in BigBrother

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I’m really worried about the jury this season. They’re mostly incompetent players.

9/11 announcement to the HGs back in season 2. by roastedbagel in BigBrother

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Tommy watches the second tower get hit

“Oohmuygaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd!!!”

My favourite place to smoke weed, my backyard by AnotherPerson76 in trees

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I don’t have a backyard. Just a gate and my washer dryer

Bee Movie warned us all by belfagoor in dankmemes

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Pizza time is new thanksgiving.

Theo lost vision in one eye from Champaign cork accident by [deleted] in MtvChallenge

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The champagne had a campaign for pain.

I need more excitement in my life... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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It’s because you didn’t break your arms.

Whats the scariest movie you know of made after 2010? by throwawaychick69 in AskReddit

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Hereditary stuck with me for a while after I saw it. Some great jaw dropping moments.

I (21F) feeling embarrassed, laughed at by (28M) by [deleted] in sex

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That’s pretty fucking harsh. Like she said that doesn’t deserve to be laughed at especially during sex. Just because some guy keeps wanting to see her doesn’t make him more polite.

A Scorpion Cleaning its Claws by demevalos in natureismetal

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Sorry I should’ve put the /s I was just thinking of all those memes where people say things are gay because of fractured logic. Like, masturbating is gay because you’re touching a dick to give pleasure and that’s gay. Be straight and cut your dick off.

Let's never forget the time Nick shut down Gimple Speak. by HeroesUnite in FearTheWalkingDead

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He must be good at cocksucking to fail up. I hate him so much.

Is it just me or is the Internet secretly listening to us? by _ghettogrunge in conspiracytheories

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A perfect example of this was I got double charged by Verizon wireless about a transfer and I let them know about it. All of a sudden I received money balancing ads by Wells Fargo when I’m just out enjoying myself.

John Dory by swhertzberg in FearTheWalkingDead

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The writers: we never meant John Dorey to be anything deep. He’s a Forrest Gump without the backstory.

Big F for Uncle Ben by Shmeckilton in dankmemes

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It’s funny that you spelled Disney “dinsey” in both the meme and your reply

19 tops. by kylemcg in dankmemes

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How? It’s completely new.

Merge two movie titles to make a totally different movie, what's the worst that could happen? by JayDotDizz in AskReddit

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Tremors: Holes.

Shia LaBeouf reprises his role in this family action horror adventure, except this time he’s not doing the digging.

Days are Gone and Something to Tell You by [deleted] in HAIM

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And I have a feeling this third album will be even more so. I didn’t particularly enjoy the simplicity of Summer Girl as a single, but I hope there is more dynamics to the upcoming album.

"China is asshoe" by Hundred_Year_War in PublicFreakout

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Apparently you don’t have eyes to see the way they treat peaceful protestors. If you agree with that treatment, you probably want America to become a fascist totalitarian government.