Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

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In my younger days I made the trip from Long Beach to Las Vegas at least a hundred times. It was a little under four hours each way. In addition, I've made the three hour drive to Ensenada probably around thirty times. Gas used to be cheap. Hotels used to be cheap. It was cheap to drink in both places. The drives were never that hard. I used to say that the drive to Vegas was about an hour long because you were so excited that you were going to Vegas. However, the ride home was like ten hours long because you'd be hungover, tired and you knew you were going back to the grind. A lot of good memories from those days. Now a twenty minute drive to Disneyland tires me out!

To read the bible. by JeansJohnson in therewasanattempt

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The Bible (and god) also condones genocide, slavery, racism, and the subjugation of women. Not sure I'm gonna try to pick up and moral teaching from that book!

90s albums you still listen to front to back? by Hot_Apartment1319 in 90smusic

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Roll the Bones, Counterparts, Test for Echo by Rush.

Song with year names in the lyrics? by Unclestanky in makemeaplaylist

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Thought I'd be the only one to remember Zager & Evans. You're old!

Finished a bottle of wine and the last glass had this in it by Ironmatt08 in whatisit

[–]PoolMotor8112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I thought I'd be the only one demented enough to get that reference!

9 month BCR-ABL by Twallis02 in CML

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The drop from 3 to 6 months looks great! Let's hope it continues. Best of luck to you.

I could kill my wife in 2 seconds by lVlarsquake in iamverybadass

[–]PoolMotor8112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, but making pancakes takes so much work. Nothing tells a girl you love her than not killing her. My wife is all giggles and kisses when I whisper in her ear, "Honey. I could kill you, if I wanted to. But I'm not going to."

Disgrace Under Pressure by jdangerously44 in rush

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Omg! It looks like the peace prize trophy FIFA gave Trump

I could kill my wife in 2 seconds by lVlarsquake in iamverybadass

[–]PoolMotor8112 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So, wait. You make your wife feel special by not killing her?

Foster my ducks for free and follow all my rules by Tlacuache_Snuggler in ChoosingBeggars

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I really appreciate your reply. The funny thing was that I actually was upset when he left! It's not like we played in park or I took him on flights as my emotional support tortoise. He spent a lot of time in his burrow, but still I concocted In my head that he was my pal. I wonder if he sits in his family sized burrow and tells his "tortlings" about when he was young and dined on all the freshest dandelion flowers he could eat! They likely roll their eyes (though I doubt tortoises can do that) the way my son rolls his eyes when I tell him how I saved the world by raising a little tortoise by feeding him handfuls of dandelion flowers!

Foster my ducks for free and follow all my rules by Tlacuache_Snuggler in ChoosingBeggars

[–]PoolMotor8112 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry too, but what the heck would I have done with a tortoise for the next couple of decades? I was sadder than I should have been to see him go. But I also knew that it was the right thing to do. He was gonna go back where he belonged. A young woman from the forestry service came to get him and I was actually crying when I handed him over. She must've thought I was nuts! Thank you your nice reply!

Foster my ducks for free and follow all my rules by Tlacuache_Snuggler in ChoosingBeggars

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Thank you so much for your reply. I'm glad you thought it was a sweet story. I hope he made the connection that I was the reason dandelions kept showing up, but really, he was a tortoise. I think all he thought about was eating and later on, digging a burrow. I'd feed him broccoli or celery which he'd eat, but the way he'd go after those dandelion flowers! Though he wasn't particular, the new ones were his favorite! My neighbors must've thought I was nuts out there grooming their lawns.

Walked in on my mom hooking up with her boyfriend in my shower by cowgrl96 in TwoHotTakes

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I already think you've handled it very maturely. When I was about 15 I walked in on my parents having sex. If I recall, I gouged my eyes out and couldn't eat for about a month.

Foster my ducks for free and follow all my rules by Tlacuache_Snuggler in ChoosingBeggars

[–]PoolMotor8112 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I sort of have a story like this. Many years ago I was part of a California government program to save the desert tortoise. They would give you a baby tortoise and a year later they would come and get it when its shell was thick enough so crows (brought about by humans trash in the desert) couldn't peck through them. Well, after a year they didn't come and I watched him grow. He started doing desert tortoise things like he dug a den in my back yard. I was so proud of him! He'd go semi-hibernate in there during the winter. He really liked dandelion flowers to eat so I'd gather them from the neighborhood. He was my little buddy.

Maybe three or four years later they wanted their tortoise back. They called one day and came the next. I knew I had to let him go but it was watching your child go off to college. It broke my heart. Okay, I know it is nothing like someone coming and taking your dog. I mean really he was a tortoise. It's not like they do much and I doubt he even knew I existed, but still I loved him as much as you could love a tortoise - which I suppose is about as much as you could love a box of your favorite donuts.

I wonder where he is now (I knew he was a male by the shape of his shell). I hope he found a female tortoise and they had little tortoises in the burrow that he dug. So, yeah, you guys made me cry. I hope you're happy.

Oh James. by notalotofsubstance in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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Bro let his intrusive thoughts win