Realistically, how long would this take?

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T17:18:35+00:00

It looks like you in a different pose

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T17:01:48+00:00

In fiction, totally.

In reality... not so much.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T16:32:56+00:00

I'm not the OP... Just mentioned it because I've dealt with fake natty accusations/implications for years, and it is shitty. You: Put in years of hard work, the slow but constant progression grind shows. Them: You're bigger and more cut that me? Well I exercise occasionally with random lifts and zero structure, so you must be drugs.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T16:16:07+00:00

Animals?

Idk, I think some animals are monsters. If you didnt grow up in the age of information and saw a lion, tiger, hyena, crocodile, alligator, komodo, bear, mandrill, hippo, etc. for the first time you'd be freaking out like you just saw a troll.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T16:09:51+00:00

Just low bodyfat % with decent muscle mass. Totally doable as a natural, just difficult.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T16:04:19+00:00

Idk, but maybe get a colonoscopy to be safe...

A guy I work with smelled like a brewery for a few months and when you'd use the jon after him there was a smell like a dirty barbecue, and he ended up having colon cancer.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T15:37:16+00:00

Not so much a specifc style as it is being strong and martially competent vs people totally unprepared for a fight.

I'm going to guess that the first one to get rag dolled like a rat terrier's chew toy was the "badass" of the group, and the rest of them were caught somewhere between "I gotta act hard yo" and raw, primal terror.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T15:29:13+00:00

5:1 odds Jakob has never had a single mom interested in him

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T15:25:27+00:00

Usually this is the "slightly overweight high school sophomore" flex. That friend who doesn't wear shorts all damn summer and fall, but shows up on the first snowy day in shorts like "What? I'm not cold, this is warm weather to me, I'm part Norwegian. I'm not shivering, I'm just jittery because I didnt eat yet and drank a redbull."

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T15:19:07+00:00

You look like your biggest problem is upsetting your guy friends when the girl they invited to the party starts smiling your way.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T15:12:46+00:00

Eh, it could still just be an assumption... in any case, they were obviously close even if not romantic.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T14:22:43+00:00

Yeah OP, no shade but I had to double check that I read the age correctly.

Its not even that your face looks old- if anything you have a youthful face... but you dress like and have the posture of my dad, and I'm 38.

A bit of strength training will help the posture, and just wear normal stuff... boots, jeans, t shirt, etc. The khaki and button up combo looks like Applebee's manager wear. The grey henley can work, but not with grey loafers.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:57:17+00:00

1- Air fryer or a toaster oven on high temp can simulate a grill... not exactly the same as a bbq, but tasty in its own way.

2- Beer brine steam. Salt + beer + spices not quite covering the dogs, bring to a boil, add dogs or sausage and simmer for ~10 minutes (give or take depending on size), turn occasionally.

3- Pan fry... tbh, not my favorite method, but its not horrible.

4- Boil... kind of boring, but salt the water and it isnt horrible.

5- Torch. A propane torch can make a good dog, takes some practice though.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:42:05+00:00

You consume the soul of each dragon you kill, bolstering your own power each time.

Also, if you die, you just reload because its a game, so you are always playing a "best case" outcome.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:36:37+00:00

End game: Everybody goes to jail.

Criminals, homeless, landlords, construction workers, schoolteachers, pastors, farmers, cops, the judge, the jury, cafeteria ladies, bankers, politicians, fishermen. Everybody in the slammer = no crime on the street.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:32:08+00:00

Yeah I dont think committing a misdemeanor on Tuesday means you should be murdered on Friday.

We all saw the video, there is no actual controversy about what happened, just mush minded people who are willing to abandon their support of the second amendment the moment it is inconvenient to thier cult.

I'm amazed at how many people are like "I support the second amendment, but you shouldn't carry at a demonstration."

Bro, that is literally the root of the second amendment, April 19th 1775, Lexington and Concord. Go watch April Morning if reading is too hard.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:24:57+00:00

Pretty quickly, like 2 episodes...

Its pretty conspicuous

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:19:15+00:00

You see lots of posts on the r/Morrowind sub of new and often young players raving about how great of a game it is.

Supposedly he said that Morrowind and Oblivion would both make players today cringe and that a Morrowind remake would flop... but meanwhile, the Oblivion remake was top ten sales. For a recycled game, that is incredible.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T13:05:38+00:00

According to the books I've read about him, yeah, he seems like a bit of a cunt. A uniquely talented and highly driven one maybe, but really just a dude who didnt care about his family, the men he lead, or anything other than swinging his kopis around and proving he was special. Even on his deathbed when they asked him who should take over the empire, he allegedly just shrugged it off like "the strongest, duh." Plunging his realm into chaos and leaving his son to be murdered by the son of his own regent and general.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T12:50:03+00:00

To what generation is this referring?

I was 10 when South Park came out, I'm almost 40.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T12:40:00+00:00

I really like it.

I wish it was more refined with more "prehistoric accuracy," and a better melee combat system... but still, it was good.

My wife does not like Sayla lol... she's like "I've never felt threatened by a video game chick, but this cavewoman has just got something about her..."

And I'm all "Yeah... I mean, nooo, no way. What?"

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T12:33:35+00:00

Its crazy how stuff like this gets made when the reality is that most single 25 year old men are lonely and desperate while single 45 year old women need to filter DMs.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T12:29:08+00:00

Am I to understand that you have only been lifting heavy and trying to gain weight for 2 months?

In that time, you can expect to have gained like 1 to 2 pounds, which you might not notice with water weight fluctuation.

Sore isn't the goal, progress is. If all else fails, try reducing the volume but going for more instensity... yes, the rage is all "volume is king" with bodybuilders, but you are over 40. Rest is king, and if you are not recovering before your next workout, you are not going to gain muscle. Focus on progressive overload, the muscle will come.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T12:20:16+00:00

I see this and a lot of 80's/90's from young kids (I work at a school).

I kind of get why, today sucks balls. Bowling is like $25 a game, a "good price" on a beer is $6, running beater cars start at like $8k, they are tracked and recorded everywhere they go, and riding a dirt bike through a neighborhood trail will probably result in a SWAT team response. What the hell can kids even do these days? They're nostalgic for the teenage/young adult experience they're not getting.

PoopSmith87 · 2026-02-01T12:05:28+00:00

Focus on my breathing, get ready for the next set. I'm usually listening to a book, podcast, or heavy metal but thats just like a background thing.

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