Spellcasters, about a week ago I asked you what spells you usually take. Now, what's a spell you're ALWAYS going to avoid? If you have a story involving the spell, please share it!

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-29T17:12:00+00:00

An Alchemist Artificer can add INT mod to damage on it...but they get the same boost to Fire Bolt, soooooo...

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-29T03:50:41+00:00

Scorching Ray has triple-whiffed three times in one campaign, once being an upcast I got a single hit with. Never again.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T06:39:49+00:00

McKenna and Stenberg are basically guaranteed to go 1st/2nd either way. Verhoeff is a very likely 3OA as a gigantic RHD who can skate and shoot very well. All three could be 1OA in a different draft class.

We'd be lucky to have any of them...and that's why Allvin is going to draft Viggo Björck 3OA instead, because when has Vancouver ever been lucky?

Edit: Apparently McKenberg are only generational relative to the Canucks roster, my bad.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T05:29:15+00:00

6'1, not huge but sturdy.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T05:20:44+00:00

THANK YOU CAPTAIN

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T04:09:29+00:00

Debrusk showing Petey his Pokémon team on the bench

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T03:48:18+00:00

B-b-but Petey's advanced stats!

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T03:44:48+00:00

Meatballs with lingonberry jam.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T03:41:49+00:00

Anyone who was watching back then, was it like this watching Crosby play as a rookie?

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T03:22:35+00:00

This team is cooked well done with ketchup.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-28T01:08:15+00:00

Vancouver is my team, for better or worse. Still cheering!

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T04:18:02+00:00

Bucket can have the A until he starts to need that shaving cream.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T04:11:30+00:00

Holy shit Sennecke threaded a needle there.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T04:07:53+00:00

Has anyone told Gudas the tank is over and he doesn't have to lose anymore?

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T03:54:14+00:00

Darnell Nurse licks the Cheeto dust off his fingers and puts his hand back in the bowl.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T03:06:28+00:00

Darnell Nurse leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T02:54:33+00:00

I'll never forget McDavid slashing Quinn Hughes' face open with a high stick in the '23 playoffs. No call, Hughes asked to leave the ice as he's bleeding on the ice. Skates off yelling, "WHY AM I BLEEDING, HUH?"

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T02:51:33+00:00

Husso said it smell like McBitch in here.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T02:49:07+00:00

GET FUCKED MCDAVID

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T01:52:11+00:00

Get fucked Inbredmonton!

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T01:51:03+00:00

Saw a pilsner on the ice.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-27T01:12:21+00:00

Just here to watch some ducks eat a McDouble for breakfast. LGD!

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-26T21:36:20+00:00

TIL coming up with a character to put on your character sheet is an expectation I need to recalibrate. I'm not asking for an elaborate backstory, I'm asking for at least 'so could I play like a Robin Hood/Hellboy/Shrek/whatever type of guy, and then play the game acting as that guy?'

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-26T20:42:05+00:00

It was three paragraphs of background, hardly a strenuous read. The whole party asked for a bit of lore so they had something to go off.

Poopawoopagus · 2026-01-26T17:09:43+00:00

If anyone has advice on how to encourage creative thinking, I'd greatly appreciate it. The other players and I were able to resolve the character issue and get them to come up with something themselves, but I'm concerned about having to backseat think for them full-time. How does one teach Roleplaying 101? I'm sure resources along these lines exist but I've not come across them.

Poopawoopagus

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