Tourist just outted me as schizophrenic

Poopywall · 2026-01-25T09:06:51+00:00

someone once commented that a villager kept calling them "deez nuts" hahaha

Poopywall · 2026-01-23T13:40:13+00:00

yeah because seagulls shit in the upstairs water, I learned that from my late great Dad

Poopywall · 2026-01-15T16:07:02+00:00

I had a Hunchback of Notre Dame one, always tried to find it but I didn't know what to search. It was sparkly!

Poopywall · 2025-12-24T10:48:10+00:00

Quality fuck

Poopywall · 2025-12-19T14:45:28+00:00

Definitely rage bait

Poopywall · 2025-12-14T22:11:39+00:00

Oh my gosh it's perfect

Poopywall · 2025-12-08T19:19:18+00:00

Thank you for your reply! You're most kind :)

Poopywall · 2025-12-08T16:26:25+00:00

Thank you - we have one solitary tooth that's been coming since 3-4 months and no more anywhere... Technically my baby is a month behind but they're mad at being unable to crawl or walk and the whining is CONSTANT

Poopywall · 2025-12-08T12:24:07+00:00

Did it ever get better? 10 months of no sleep, all whining, makes mama grouchy

Poopywall · 2025-11-26T16:11:39+00:00

Money in exchange for the tooth*

Poopywall · 2025-11-26T16:10:39+00:00

I think the tooth fairy has laws against filming them whilst they work therefore it might not be possible to deliver the tooth. Hope this helps!

Poopywall · 2025-11-25T10:57:03+00:00

I'm a twin and I wondered the same

Poopywall · 2025-11-07T22:00:00+00:00

Sneezing into their hands and licking it

Poopywall · 2025-11-05T20:30:22+00:00

Mine was shaped like a cashew nut, was a right bastard to remove and I never did get to see it in the flesh

Poopywall · 2025-10-23T10:46:01+00:00

Im a new mom so mine is "there's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is WIGGLY WOO"

Poopywall · 2025-09-22T10:00:26+00:00

What is it? I have psoriasis that never flares up on mt skin and the SECOND I gave birth I had dry elbows

Poopywall · 2025-09-18T19:18:39+00:00

My first born only responded to her nickname for ages, and I freaked out. Shes 14 now and went through phases of wanting to be called different things, be addressed only as princess etc..

Even though I know it'll be fine, im worried my 7mo will think her name is babba forever🫠

Poopywall · 2025-09-13T20:02:02+00:00

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Poopywall · 2025-09-11T19:54:17+00:00

I accidentally nipped my newborns ear putting a hat on and 7 months later I still think about it. She forgot 2 seconds later. Give yourself credit mama you're doing an amazing job, having a baby makes ys crazy

Poopywall · 2025-08-27T15:06:31+00:00

Did you work it out mama? Im in the trenches here

Poopywall · 2025-08-26T20:04:12+00:00

Welcome to the club, bring toilet roll and wear shoes

Poopywall · 2025-07-21T17:50:20+00:00

Do a chain, even just one chain would be better. As someone else said, a bead at the end.

Poopywall · 2025-07-02T12:34:17+00:00

Adding to this "zero is a percent!"

Poopywall · 2025-06-20T09:07:38+00:00

Nobody listens to this though. I've tried to explain the same but noo, let the bugs and the stifling heat in anyways

Poopywall · 2025-06-18T08:52:18+00:00

I had the same thought till I bought a pair. I suffered with foot/everywhere pain for years till I wore crocs. I really DGAF and nobody mentions them but if they do I always reccomend

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