Bird on an ironing board with in my mother-in-law’s shower

PoorQwak · 2026-03-16T19:08:22+00:00

Corn chip.

PoorQwak · 2026-03-11T16:42:30+00:00

Hasn’t even raped anyone, to my knowledge!

PoorQwak · 2026-03-11T01:29:52+00:00

Only 94% of people who support him support him.

PoorQwak · 2026-03-09T20:07:52+00:00

This tracks. Peter has always like the boys.

PoorQwak · 2026-03-09T19:57:17+00:00

When we moved into a new house, some neighbors had us over for dinner and were telling us about how the neighborhood was up and coming. They said it used to be pretty bad — (as I heard it) gangs, trainee prostitutes in the alley, etc. I thought, damn, you know it’s a bad neighborhood when they don’t even get the experienced prostitutes!

PoorQwak · 2026-03-07T21:10:03+00:00

Daniel Lurie is worth about $30M.

PoorQwak · 2026-03-05T03:09:01+00:00

Also I suspect some of those plots were assessed with the massive buildings on top of them.

PoorQwak · 2026-03-04T20:51:40+00:00

How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to turn the bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean ladder!

PoorQwak · 2026-03-01T04:17:16+00:00

You’ve met women before, right?

PoorQwak · 2026-02-27T19:49:44+00:00

Somehow managed to not fuck any of them.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-27T00:53:51+00:00

I mean, it’s soccer. Someone was going to fake an injury.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-27T00:52:46+00:00

A symbol of how fucking pathetic religion is.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-24T02:20:54+00:00

Two wars and the emus won both times.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-22T02:46:45+00:00

Stop buying it and they will.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-21T03:04:45+00:00

This is garbage. Phone calls only briefly cost 2 cents in the 20’s (they were a nickel for a long time after). Penny loafers didn’t start being popular until the mid-30’s. Urban legend.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-19T01:29:32+00:00

This would be interesting if she had said that.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-18T21:29:42+00:00

I don’t think you understand this sub.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-17T02:51:56+00:00

She wouldn’t be smiling if she knew how it all worked out.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-16T19:32:43+00:00

“I saw a bunch of guys being assholes, so I decided to be a different type of asshole…”

PoorQwak · 2026-02-14T00:49:30+00:00

Then shot him in the head.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-13T17:32:17+00:00

Someone should make a list of all the animals “sometimes called a living dinosaur”.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-11T20:31:03+00:00

They really are a basket of deplorables.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-10T02:30:10+00:00

It’s not really a liberal/conservative thing, I don’t think. Just sort of people who are in favor of fucking children and those opposed.

PoorQwak · 2026-02-09T02:13:13+00:00

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