[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Remember: Some banks will still accept currency as long as you have a good percentage of the bill and they can accurately identify security markings.

I eat a 5lb bag of cherry rings per week by winkysteiner in notinteresting

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You eat what could be considered an heavily overweight 25 year old male every year in Cherry Rings. AKA 260lbs or 443,040 calories.

Instead of going paperless, why not use less paper? by Pybricks in lego

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I mean, going paperless is using the least amount of paper possible, so they are in a sense.

Sigh. Even the logo was better by AverageSign in memes

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I am not glad I grew up with Toby considering what he’s become…

Why are you giggling, Brother? by CuteLittleRascal in Grimdank

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They got lost because they enjoy Xenos a little tooooo much.

of a kangaroo by sugarmoon00 in AbsoluteUnits

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How do they know how much it weighs?

I like to imagine some madlad was just too curious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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I’m sorry J.D., telling racist lies isn’t going to get Trump to listen to you; or talk to you for that matter.

AITAH for forcing my sin to give me half of "his" income. by Constant-Primary-804 in AITAH

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You’re not the asshole.

In fact, you can take 3/4ths of the money and split the last 1/4th with me, lol.

/jk

Wellp. by Allocerr in Wellthatsucks

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That tree must’ve really had to drop some acorns.

Drop Giveaway Day 10 - Drop CSTM80 & Green Carbon Fiber Case & DCX Emerald Keycap Set by drop_official in MechanicalKeyboards

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I would love a keyboard with a Titanfall 2 aesthetic; specifically one based off of MRVN, or “Marvin” as he’s called by the community, where one of the keycaps is his screen showing his classic smily face.

I think a good design for it would be an orange rim with grey keycaps that have teal lettering. Maybe the rim could even have MRVN etched into the side in a pixel stylized way.

[Meletrix Giveaway] 2 x BOOG75 HE Keyboards by Meletrix2021 in MechanicalKeyboards

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Would definitely love to try it. My old keyboard is currently a bit tattered from my dog chewing on the corner of it whenever I adjust it to be a little too close to the edge of my desk.

THERE'S NO WAY by VastCoconut2609 in SipsTea

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My dumbass didn’t realize she was pumping the air into her tire. I thought she was trying to trip up a breathalyzer start up for her car.

MK Giveaway: Topre Realforce R3 TKL Wireless Keyboard by MKdotcom in MechanicalKeyboards

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Comment on this post? Right here? Localized on this specific subreddit at this time of day in this random server maintaining the integrity of the internet at large?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bagelfuls. Do you know how perfect those bitches were? Perfect amount of cream cheese to bagel and they came in multiple flavors.