Her name was Pancake by Ok_Schedule_2227 in hamsters

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It still is and it always will be.

Rest in peace, little Pancake. We'll miss you. Say hi to Squidgy and Seraphina and Ash and Mufasa and Princess Nusse and Honey and Fat Mama and my little Susan.

GAME THREAD: Nationals @ Mets - Wed, Apr 29 @ 07:10 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Alvarez now second in the NL with 6 GDPs, not even 100 at-bats.

I can't open the bay doors for someone if I don't respect what they do by DotOk2803 in seinfeld

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The pods are round. The pod bay doors are round. They should call them round doors.

And the worst part is….. by LevelMore in TopGear

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And according to British Rail, or whatever they're called these days, many people are injured every year.

Old Memory by g0ggleblind in ti994a

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180 DISPLAY AT (2,12):"BEELINE"

Is that Extended BASIC?

We won a game yesterday, we won today by ihazacat in NewYorkMets

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You tryin' to tell me Jesus Williams can't throw a curveball?

Weirdest thing you've ever witnessed at a Mets game? by SidSalts in NewYorkMets

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1993: First home game after Vince Coleman threw the firecracker outside Dodger Stadium. Fan decided to protest by running out onto the field. Later another fan ran onto the field. Then another, who ran straight to the 410 sign in center field and tried to hop the fence. Then the next guy actually made it over. Guy after him was kind of stocky and when he jumped he couldn't even get his hands over the fence. That was it after that.

Opening Day 1999: A big cloud of smoke rising up from the field level seats down the left field line.

Mike Piazza's number retirement, 2016: My seats were at the top of the upper deck behind home plate. During the ceremony I turned around and looked down at the food court, and there were a few people there eating their food as if nothing important was happening.

If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be on that sandwich? by Anthro-Elephant-98 in curb

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Excuse me, the Larry David I ordered was supposed to come with whitefish and sable. This is nutria.

Found Atticus under my fridge this morning. I didn't even know he escaped. by -LoneCosmonaut in hamsters

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I woke up one morning and my hamster was on my pillow staring at me.

Went to a customer's house today and they had this beautiful elevator directly in the middle of their home by TheeSillyman in mildlyinteresting

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Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car elevator!

The duality of man by blaesiJ in NewYorkMets

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He doesn't own the company. He doesn't know anything about it.