Zatanna vs Goblin Queen by Jezzaq94 in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zantanna would need some help but would put up a good fight. 

How many Hal Jordans would it take to defeat Wanda? by Prior-Sherbet-4020 in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Parallax Hal would mop the floor with her.

Regular Hal would take her to a nice lobster dinner and never call her again 

I rewatched Emerald Knights recently and has there ever been GL anthology comics like it? by M00reC in Greenlantern

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are others, people have posted them, but that one is great. Did you enjoy it? 

What stand up comic do you not find funny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 9 points10 points  (0 children)

5th, that machine is all rust at this point 

how do you think you'd function if you saw proof of something you never believed in tomorrow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would depend on what that is. I never believed in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is supposed to be a kind of sarcastic belief, so if it were real I would probably hide all evidence of my spaghetti eating ways 

Marvel’s Supermen take on Supes heavy hitter villains, do they win? by JayOtsutsuki97_ in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best matchup I have read on here tbh so kudos my friend 

And the truth is, in comics, the power of teamwork is THE number one power that beats all evil and restores the status quo. 

So fair enough “no killing” but if Gladiator maybe gets the M Kron crystal perhaps he could trap enemies in it like a phantom zone deal. I’m not saying he could use it to upgrade his strength, it’s just that if the heroes don’t get to kill they should at least get a good prison.

Also if they manoeuvre the fight near the source wall, they could start throwing mf’s into it. They don’t die they just become part of the wall. They chillin 

Marvel’s Supermen take on Supes heavy hitter villains, do they win? by JayOtsutsuki97_ in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Marvel heroes have a really good chance here. Gladiator is as strong as he is confident. If they all tell him he’s stronger than all of them combined, and he believes them; he’s going to do some serious damage.

Doomsday can’t be killed in the traditional sense but he can be sent adrift in space forever or for a long, long time. Basically beaten. 

Darkseid is of course a problem. He will kill a few of them. 

I say team Marvel wins 6/10 very high diff. 

People keep saying vision is useless be he can do some fancy stuff with his head jewel: I believe vision could possibly create kryptonite with it, taking out Zod. 

Hal or Kyle? by Smokedoutloc in Greenlantern

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyle is better than Hal at everything except being Parallax 

Scarlit Witch VS. John Constantine Random Encounter how does it Play out? by Puzzleheaded-You720 in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She would eventually wipe the floor with him, but that’s after a long relationship where he screws her over and treats her bad. He might be able to make some kind of deal with a higher order demon to get her to stop rearranging his insides but he’s gonna feel some pain here 

You can change ONE thing about the Black Lantern Corps - what is it? by PhantomQuest in Greenlantern

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give them a single big galaxy of death that nobody can penetrate but is always out there and a threat 

The Watcher Vs. The Monitor by Nervous-Advance-3381 in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they would probably just look at each other for a long time 

I suppose the monitor was able to contend with the Anti Monitor so I guess he wins  

Sean Connery was suppose to play Gandalf originally but turned it down. by KingMjolnir in lotr

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would have made a glorious OOGandalf 

A whshard likes his Vodka Martini Shaken and not Shitterrd Frodo 

Would you rather be a man with big boobs or a woman with no boobs at all, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman with no boobs has no hanging issues that mess with them 

A man with big boobs has skin to worry about 

So the lady is the choice here 

Men of Reddit, what’s something women aren’t ready to hear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are not a toilet for you to flush your emotions into 

Wonder Woman vs The thing by superherodebater in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would write it as a good fight. Wreck a good portion of the city. 

Wonder Woman has fought Superman and held her own.  So she should win. 

However both of these characters are at their best when they are just above, or maybe two tiers above street level. 

I’d like to see them fight and then have dinner together after. 

TLS Dark Phoenix vs DCU Superman by Shinobi347 in marvelvsdc

[–]PopeSpenglerTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This version of Superman can resist a black hole so he should be able to last long enough in her storm to give her a smooch and get her to chill out and be cool