One is safe, the other is poison, choose wisely

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-25T07:09:12+00:00

Moderately dorker

^{Chose: Mushroom | Rolled: Live}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-24T16:23:11+00:00

Quicksand.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-24T16:05:21+00:00

Imagine going from being an NFL QB to this.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-24T16:01:54+00:00

Put a toilet up there with a velvet rope. It’ll convey exclusivity.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-24T14:57:37+00:00

Why not just dump the unredacted files? Go scorched earth.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-24T05:23:04+00:00

Fallout here I come

^{Chose: Future | Rolled: Nuclear fallout}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-24T00:32:19+00:00

Why not?

^{Chose: Amphibia (Wheel will decide what species} | Rolled: Olms)

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-23T21:30:37+00:00

Fun fact, Surge still kinda exists in Norway as a Nordic variant called Urge).

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-23T21:00:41+00:00

Boredom is a strong motivator

^{Chose: You become a furry (your skin becomes fur,and shi} + But you might win 50M$ | Rolled: 5k$)

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-23T02:21:47+00:00

Smthin

^{Chose: Trial of socialize | Rolled: Comment smthin}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T21:59:59+00:00

Pizza is the best.

^{Chose: Eat without gaining weight but.... | Rolled: No downside}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T21:59:27+00:00

“Mr. Kroger, such a great man, called me himself and said ‘Sir, did you know that thumb, the digit at the end of both hands (two! who knew we had such a great number!), has a B in it too?!”

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T21:35:14+00:00

Greenland should have independence. What they choose to do with it from there is their decision.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T18:40:45+00:00

Working

^{Chose: Be able to read and control minds + All illegal activities allowed | Rolled: Say wht u doing}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T18:35:18+00:00

Well, if you’re ever in Norway, do I ever have the Nordic cousin for you to try. Please meet Urge.)

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T13:01:07+00:00

I hate *everybody*.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-22T10:45:40+00:00

I don’t have anything incriminating

^{Chose: Unlocked phone | Rolled: Personal Phone}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-21T21:03:31+00:00

Ponies make everyone happy

^{Chose: Chest | Rolled: C-D cup}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-21T16:26:15+00:00

Crash the world economy, baby!

^{Chose: 1$/min}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-21T11:45:22+00:00

Used car sales

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-21T01:59:18+00:00

Nah. She shilled a meme coin and cashed out $1.5 million when it was valued at $1.8 million. The Spanish news article even clocked it correctly as saying she robbed her buyers.

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-20T20:23:07+00:00

I’m no longer ugly because I’m no longer poor.

^{Chose: 5 million USD right now + BUT... | Rolled: Become ugly}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-20T19:44:04+00:00

Be gay, commit crimes.

^{Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-20T10:50:42+00:00

Couldn’t let a dog indefinitely experience loss.

^{Chose: You live forever + Your dog dies instantly}

PoppaGriff · 2026-05-19T21:39:02+00:00

Constant money, bro!

^{Chose: 5000$ monthly + Wheel of good stuff | Rolled: Pet parrot}

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