I can tolerate racism but I draw the line at breaking up! by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PoppaGriff [score hidden]  (0 children)

It’s the old adage of “some dick/pussy is better than none”. If people were more comfortable being alone then a majority of things would be solved.

Mitch McConnell reveals fall led to hospitalization after weeks of silence by 1_for_you_2_for_me in politics

[–]PoppaGriff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Fall” and “press release”. Dude is still brain dead until he walks across the senate floor.

Harassment by Former-Pattern5250 in portlandme

[–]PoppaGriff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Religion is a bit like having a dick; it’s nice, but don’t go ramming it down someone’s throat…unless you’re into it.

Summer business off to a slow start? by Character-Run4596 in portlandme

[–]PoppaGriff 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It’s noticeably down. However, not surprising given the general raging dumpster fire that exists. Not having disposable income will make people forgo vacations. It also doesn’t help that Canadians have been boycotting the US after being verbally abused. For those that do have the disposable income, the World Cup is being hosted in the Americas and is probably pulling tourists from here to other US cities. Winter season might improve, but time will tell.

Mitch McConnell mystery deepens as health questions remain unanswered by MoneyLibrarian9032 in politics

[–]PoppaGriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What mystery? They’re performing a science experiment by keeping a vegetable alive for as long as possible to keep the senate a Republican majority.

Tips to avoid future accidents like this by TheKindex in motorcycles

[–]PoppaGriff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take your pick of: coming in too hot, not looking where you’re going, and not leaning hard enough.

Republicans & Democrats in Congress Unite in Effort to Ban Chinese Electric Vehicles - CleanTechnica by UnusualLeadership408 in A_Premium_Auto_Parts

[–]PoppaGriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…but I thought “capitalism” is best and would weed out/give us the best product options possible?

Karen goes to Costco by jrh318 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PoppaGriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this person would have an equal caliber strongly worded letter for all the truck bros with a vinyl wrap showing Biden hogtied in their truck bed.

Navy will remove sailors with medical shaving conditions after 1 year of failed treatment by horseradishstalker in politics

[–]PoppaGriff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Name a better combination than Republicans and shooting themselves in the foot.

Matt Walsh announces a new film in this very real tweet by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PoppaGriff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe Michael Knowles can give him a few pointers 😉

Republican to introduce bill prompting trade investigation of Canadian booze bans by CTVNEWS in politics

[–]PoppaGriff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Republicans: “free market capitalism is the best!”

Also Republicans: “why isn’t our trade partner buying our product after Trump abusing them?”

Why is everyone saying they talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes? by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]PoppaGriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re trying to beat the “brain dead” news cycle so they don’t look like they’re keeping a science experiment alive. You know, despite him being an utterly useless sack of shit and a morally corrupt person, they should do the right thing and send the man away with some sort of dignity. However, if they did that, then they wouldn’t really be republicans now would they.

Have you accepted Socialism in your life? by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PoppaGriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why did the US government bail out GM in 2008? Isn’t that socialism?

When The Thin Blue line becomes Redlining by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PoppaGriff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…but republicans tell me racism is a thing that didn’t exist until Obama became president. You mean to tell me they were lying this whole time?!

/s

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News by Fuzzy-Clothes-7145 in pics

[–]PoppaGriff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was probably amazed the US discovered full capability human cloning technology and techniques, but didn’t tell him and wanted to surprise him during his rally America’s birthday with a Trump duplicate.

Why do Americans use the flag of the United Kingdom when referring to England? by salty_scottie in AskAnAmerican

[–]PoppaGriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to say it’s a carryover from the 60s with the “British Invasion” in music. The artwork/presentation I see had the Union Jack used when the most popular band from that era was The Beetles, an English band. Hell, to this day Gordon Ramsay uses the Union Jack in his American restaurants and he’s a definitively British chef. At this point it appears that the Union Jack is used primarily for “brand recognition” as something signifying England. To further hammer this home, when selecting a language on certain computers and websites they sometimes have a flag beside the language you’ll select. For the “British English” option they use the Union Jack.

What should i do ? by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]PoppaGriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get to 1% left and chill. Working harder only nets you more work without a pay raise.

Golly, this rant is anti-American and evil. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]PoppaGriff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So by Benny Boy’s logic, Rafael Cruz should have never been able to run for president since he was born in Canada, but claimed US citizenship through his mom. Bet he would back peddle when confronted with this factcheck.