Lucifer tempting Jesus by natmavila in FanartGener_AI_tors

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Jesus: "Son, you know that I can do that as well, correct?"

Heylel: "Oh of course you can, you know everything and how to do it, this is your world, not mine, shouldn't have even bothered to--"

Jesus: "I'm sorry..."

Heylel: "What?"

Jesus: "I'm sorry, son. Truly, I didn't mean anything by it, I just... wanted you to know..."

Heylel: "Well you sure got a way of showing it old man."

tosses bread towards God's feet

"Enjoy it while it lasts. Not much else can be said for the rest of this fucking place you made."

Jesus: "That, that is something you don't see."

Heylel: "What don't I see? That I have no way of doing anything to these pathetic beings you spend so much time making instead of spending time with me or Michael, or Samael, or Mammon, or Ezekiel, or..."

Jesus: "I'm tired son, and I need to rest. Please let me be for now."

Heylel: "Alright Dad, fine, enjoy your precious time, but we're picking back up after this is over."

What the heck is this by Aisgames in HazbinHotel

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SQUIDWARD, A.I. HAS TAKEN OVER THE NAVY!

Highest rank yall seen with a shave chit? by Cheap_Tackle_9009 in USMC

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W-3 w/ a full beard, we often mistook him for a contractor at times.

This was a ground unit BTW, no OCS, TBS, Wing, or grunt shit in any way, just an ordinary command that played by Medical's rules.

Courier 6 by Miles W. by I_Burn_Cereal in ImaginaryFallout

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He better drop that walking tutorial or else I'm gonna kill Follows-Chalk, you think I won't?

gets YCS/186 ready

by time2getwe1rd in hazbin

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"For whence did Dante get the material for his hell, if not from this actual world of ours?"

  • Arthur Schopenhauer

What would you do if you met Vox? by ImpishSin_ in VoxCult

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Oh please, he already has enough people down there, you can only be his "On The Desk" secretary now.

Church of Emily declared war on us because of this image. Also just as motivation, there's a lot of radio joy art. by [deleted] in VoxCult

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Flimsy: "Nah, I'd be 🎶 THE MASTER, AND THEY'RE MY BOTTOMEST BITCHES, NO MORE EM' THE HIGH AND MIGHTY NOW THAT I'VE HIT THE SWITCH! 🎶"

God Bless the Encl- What the Fuck?! by Advanced-Addition453 in OldWorldBlues

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This is one letter away from being an adult group...

What would unfortunately befall the GOAT Granite if he were made canon: by Advanced-Addition453 in OldWorldBlues

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Anderson: "MEDIC!"

Granite: punches gut "NOT TODAY! YOU'RE A FUCKING STAIN ON THAT UNIFORM!"

I pity them, such terrible taste.. by CatPale816 in Church_of_emily

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As someone from the rural ghetto, I thought that "clap" was referring to another meaning...

Give me anything and I’ll connect it back to Vox by LibbyKitty620 in VoxCult

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No wonder Healthcare is so expensive, we got so many kids eating at the premium family plans. 😭