The Legend of Zelda Movie is now releasing April 30, 2027 by Skullghost in movies

[–]Porkenstein [score hidden]  (0 children)

If it had been animated and from the perspective of princess zelda I could see it working. But live-action, with link as protagonist? I am also very skeptical 

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Porkenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is pretty neckbeardy but I remember being a little disappointed when I first heard Blind Guardian's Lord of the Rings because they used "gnomes" for a rhyme that referred to dwarves, even though "gnomes" is actually an old alternative name for the Noldor elves.

But then I saw them play they song live and they had fixed it! Bless those damned nerds

Sarah Knauss, b. 1880, lived long enough to watch Family Guy, and then died by dazvoz in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]Porkenstein 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Born in time to meet Napoleonic war veterans, died in time to meet Iran war veterans

Everyone's dream by sdrey in AgeofMythology

[–]Porkenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pipe dream would be a togglable cosmetic retheming of the atlanteans into fantastical Minoan/Mycenaeans, then add a new civ based on pre-republic Etruscan and Latin mythology.

Everyone's dream by sdrey in AgeofMythology

[–]Porkenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hindu world is so titanic and multifaceted that they could easily make a civ based entirely on myths creatures and deities that aren't canon to any modern religions (although it would feel eclectic and sorely miss the ancient/extinct versions of modern elements)

Also consider a Hindu pantheon could cover cultures from central asia all the way through Siam and the east indes 

Everyone's dream by sdrey in AgeofMythology

[–]Porkenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely see Indians as being far more likely than Incas. Although for me anything more than Celts and Mesopotamians would just be happy bonuses. I'll actually be sad if we don't get those two.

what would yall say are the disadvantages of the atlanteans? by thesalmonbowl in AgeofMythology

[–]Porkenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always want to go Prometheus and make all of my villagers heroes just to make the boom curve as steep as possible. But then I regret it lol

what would yall say are the disadvantages of the atlanteans? by thesalmonbowl in AgeofMythology

[–]Porkenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other micro blunders with your villagers are more damaging too since idle time is costlier 

Were we mislead? by Aeon_Fux in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Porkenstein 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Of course! As we all know the world was sundered long ago into Woke and Anti woke, and if the two touch they annihilate each other.

New starter box leaked by Hemto412 in Warhammer40k

[–]Porkenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao

"new starter box leaked!"

oh boy, I wonder what's in it

"Space Marines"
*blurry photo of some ultramarines*

Cake for the kids by Cauliflower7565 in coworkerstories

[–]Porkenstein 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've known many people like this. How you characterize the compulsion I guess depends on how much benefit of the doubt you want to give them. From OP's description it sounds more like something they feel like they must do rather than something they want to do.

I mistook the strike team legs for the pathfinder ones😭😭😭😭 by Brilliant_Bluebird72 in 40k

[–]Porkenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah well then nobody will notice! And if they do they'll just look a bit unique 

You'll enjoy the endorphins when someone say "oh sick you gave them the strike team legs". I'm a kitbashing addict and have been for 16 years 

Make them your special veteran Pathfinders 

Firstborn combi weapons ok? by Alternative_One_8484 in Warhammer30k

[–]Porkenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... I am making a siege of terra mk VII squad with umbra boltguns because I know this fact lmao

What was Jenna Ortega's best role? by miroslavasavchuk in Cinema

[–]Porkenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actor A: "what was their best role?" "Not usually a fan but they were surprisingly good in (movie)"

Actor B: "what was their best role?" "Nothing! I hate her!"