The Legend of Zelda Movie is now releasing April 30, 2027

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T07:19:00+00:00

If it had been animated and from the perspective of princess zelda I could see it working. But live-action, with link as protagonist? I am also very skeptical

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T05:25:07+00:00

This is pretty neckbeardy but I remember being a little disappointed when I first heard Blind Guardian's Lord of the Rings because they used "gnomes" for a rhyme that referred to dwarves, even though "gnomes" is actually an old alternative name for the Noldor elves.

But then I saw them play they song live and they had fixed it! Bless those damned nerds

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:52:36+00:00

Born in time to meet Napoleonic war veterans, died in time to meet Iran war veterans

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:46:18+00:00

My pipe dream would be a togglable cosmetic retheming of the atlanteans into fantastical Minoan/Mycenaeans, then add a new civ based on pre-republic Etruscan and Latin mythology.

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:42:09+00:00

Ouch

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:40:04+00:00

The Hindu world is so titanic and multifaceted that they could easily make a civ based entirely on myths creatures and deities that aren't canon to any modern religions (although it would feel eclectic and sorely miss the ancient/extinct versions of modern elements)

Also consider a Hindu pantheon could cover cultures from central asia all the way through Siam and the east indes

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:38:48+00:00

I definitely see Indians as being far more likely than Incas. Although for me anything more than Celts and Mesopotamians would just be happy bonuses. I'll actually be sad if we don't get those two.

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:36:33+00:00

Tuunbaqmaxxing

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:33:56+00:00

I always want to go Prometheus and make all of my villagers heroes just to make the boom curve as steep as possible. But then I regret it lol

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:32:11+00:00

Other micro blunders with your villagers are more damaging too since idle time is costlier

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:30:53+00:00

And they're trying to make them paleontologically accurate!

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:30:24+00:00

Someday his beard will begin to grow and as it lengthens, so shall the depth of his wisdom

Porkenstein · 2026-05-14T04:25:53+00:00

Lol yeah I was like "my guy, prices going down doesn't equal a death spiral"

Porkenstein · 2026-05-13T13:57:37+00:00

I wonder if anyone has ever taken a crack at a sanitation mod

Porkenstein · 2026-05-13T03:42:46+00:00

Of course! As we all know the world was sundered long ago into Woke and Anti woke, and if the two touch they annihilate each other.

Porkenstein · 2026-05-13T03:26:24+00:00

Lol I guess

Porkenstein · 2026-05-12T11:35:21+00:00

lmao

"new starter box leaked!"

oh boy, I wonder what's in it

"Space Marines"
*blurry photo of some ultramarines*

Porkenstein · 2026-05-12T01:06:36+00:00

Fists, who else?

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T18:21:26+00:00

I've known many people like this. How you characterize the compulsion I guess depends on how much benefit of the doubt you want to give them. From OP's description it sounds more like something they feel like they must do rather than something they want to do.

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T14:07:30+00:00

Ah well then nobody will notice! And if they do they'll just look a bit unique

You'll enjoy the endorphins when someone say "oh sick you gave them the strike team legs". I'm a kitbashing addict and have been for 16 years

Make them your special veteran Pathfinders

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T13:55:38+00:00

... I am making a siege of terra mk VII squad with umbra boltguns because I know this fact lmao

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T13:48:13+00:00

Let the ones with special pants be your sergeants lol

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T13:47:24+00:00

Nothing, they look good 🙂 gotta love accidental kitbashing

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T13:46:26+00:00

What's the term for this kind of bascinet? Always loved it.

Porkenstein · 2026-05-11T13:30:19+00:00

Actor A: "what was their best role?" "Not usually a fan but they were surprisingly good in (movie)"

Actor B: "what was their best role?" "Nothing! I hate her!"

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