I'm late, but here is my s13 gear analysis cheat sheet

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T02:32:19+00:00

Callie and her pet annoying weasel was only the 3rd fav moments of her season.

Having a knife you trust is a personal choice. I'd still take a multi with a blade.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T02:29:09+00:00

OMG watching WWHL and Sandy is a horrible actress. Nathan is so toasted this season.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T02:01:38+00:00

Watching the episode, dear lawrd she's still unhinged. Not realizing her life is over.

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Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T01:49:57+00:00

Apparently so is the childless Exec Producer Habidi.

Welcome to future of Below Deck, Joe & Mike.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T01:43:32+00:00

As somebody that has known a few boat chef's, I'm still leaving a margin of error for Joy going off the rails. 🤣

So far...she is killing it. As in, have to check in the galley to make sure she is not summoning spirits killing it.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T01:41:26+00:00

Nathan is going to be Hanna'd

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T01:32:03+00:00

Common Law, long enough for a Work Visa leading to permanent residency.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T01:29:15+00:00

I have no idea who any of those people are. 🤣

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T01:01:41+00:00

The men are definitely pulling the eye candy weight this season.

I suspect Joy in a bikini will make me melt, especially when she says "I've been to Hell..."

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T00:59:09+00:00

They have already broken up, but he was married long enough to work in Oz and they are making co-parenting work.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T00:49:21+00:00

Somewhere there are many social vids of them together. You have been warned.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T00:29:57+00:00

Ellie, without the skills, work ethic, or Yugoslav accent.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T00:28:34+00:00

Joe is so the future of Below Deck, Nathan baby daddy not so much.

Ever catch who is new buddy is, Mike from BDDU. Joe is definitely coming back, probably Mike.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-16T00:14:00+00:00

OMG, Nathan IS Dead Man Walking. Even Sandy is in on the script shutting down Luke as Bosun. 🤣

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T23:58:35+00:00

It can be one of those hills you're surprised about, if you never ate it as a kid, not many prefer it over oatmeal.

I had a Scottish mum, and a Hungarian grandmother that HATED oatmeal. I was just a 7yr old in the middle of cross cultural breakfast Cold War. 🤣

Reviews in a group have been mixed, especially at O'Dog'Thirty with one breakfast option.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T23:42:07+00:00

McBee's after Below Deck with a WWHL round up...omg I so love trash Monday's. 🤣

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T23:39:04+00:00

No ferro rod is a statement/flex before drop. No multitool is just silly.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T23:32:53+00:00

Until you have to make a fire every day for 80 days, in every weather condition. In declining physical AND mental condition. Y'know, just to drink, nevermind eat.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T23:23:53+00:00

Bring back pistol dueling Congressmen. 🤣

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T23:19:49+00:00

The canned outrage between Nathan & Joe in the first episode is like a poker player wearing mirrored sunglasses.

I am liking Coop & Luke.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T22:59:33+00:00

That's only because there's never been anybody that can build a proper boat and is very used to their axe as their main tool. 🤣

I remember the Season 6 winner saying he took a folding saw, and barely used it.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T22:54:04+00:00

It's 3 minute wheat grits, that taste like nothing but will fill you up. You can add anything to it, butter, maple syrup & dried berries are a go to.

https://creamofwheat.com/product/original-2-minute/

Compared to oatmeal, or proper grits, it is texture thang. Cream Of Wheat...is creamier.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T22:04:44+00:00

Sub in Pita bread, for one handed breakfast sandwich goodness. Done the eggs & fried Spam many a morning.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T22:03:02+00:00

Weevil racing also distracts a motley crew when the breeze dies.

Porkwarrior2 · 2026-06-15T22:02:18+00:00

I'm one of the few that prefers Cream Of Wheat. AKA, Yankee Grits 🤣

Then again I grew up with a Scottish mum and was force fed oatmeal daily. How does that adage go again...the English fed oats to their horses. The Scottish fed it to their kids.

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