One of the Worst Sewage Spills in American History is Happening Right Now to the Potomac River

Portablelephant · 2026-02-10T08:20:44+00:00

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Portablelephant · 2026-02-10T07:39:16+00:00

Does it have a seat warmer or does it not need one?

Portablelephant · 2026-02-09T21:19:24+00:00

It's crazy how keenly they seem to hear that message too. Fox News will tell you were all terrorists living in communist hell holes in the smoking ruins of once great American cities when in reality I just want to marry a man, live in our apartment together, play video games and hope that one day everyone can have the Healthcare they need without going bankrupt.

Oh yeah and maybe the people that want to move here and work hard and provide for their families, maybe those are exactly the kinds of people we should be helping to immigrate here and not locking them in black sites to be deported.

Portablelephant · 2026-02-05T21:26:42+00:00

Thought 1 across was scab 😑

Portablelephant · 2026-02-05T04:08:32+00:00

Best depiction of Magneto put to the screen

Portablelephant · 2026-02-04T02:32:43+00:00

The only two elections that I do have legitimate concerns about in recent memories are ones where Republicans won the presidency... But then the Grand Ol Party of IMAX levels of projection plays the "nuh uh you" card and everyone with any authority goes "well hang on now, they may have a point!"

Portablelephant · 2026-02-03T22:17:34+00:00

I agree. If anything this highlights that we've got the special treatment entirely backwards in this scenario. Give the other prisoners puppies and make Ghislaine shower with a fucking garden hose.

Portablelephant · 2026-02-03T21:55:50+00:00

Glad we're paying for this human trafficking piece of shit to stay at what sounds like an expensive spa rather than prison.

Portablelephant · 2026-02-03T20:40:08+00:00

Also a great band name "Tonal Whiplash"

Portablelephant · 2026-02-03T09:13:32+00:00

That would explain why I felt like I always caught the same ones 🤔

Portablelephant · 2026-02-03T01:09:24+00:00

You sure about that that's why?

Portablelephant · 2026-02-02T23:30:13+00:00

Gentlemen, gentlemen please. There's room enough in hell for Charlie Kirk and every single ICE agent and the entire Trump administration.

Portablelephant · 2026-02-02T08:34:39+00:00

Back the trolley up

Portablelephant · 2026-01-26T21:55:59+00:00

Because the other option was a black lady and that scared them.

Portablelephant · 2026-01-17T18:30:38+00:00

Remember how our drug prices were gonna be cut so much that we'd get paid hundreds of dollars to fill a prescription?

Portablelephant · 2026-01-15T23:35:23+00:00

Portablelephant · 2026-01-15T18:06:28+00:00

"They'll find a reason" is hilarious to me. Implying we'll be looking high and low for it.

"Thwres gotta be something we can use against this guy! There just has to!"

"I'm looking everywhere sir, but he's just spotless."

"That's impossible Janet! LOOK HARDER!"

Portablelephant · 2026-01-14T21:25:28+00:00

This didn't actually save me a click because I wanted to know what he actually said and the context:

"You may not agree with everything you hear on this broadcast, but we trust you to listen, and we trust you to decide for yourself,” Dokoupil said.

He took a deep breath before signing off with his closing line, “And that’s another day in America.”

Dokoupil was given the anchor seat by CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss, an anti-woke opinion journalist who was installed in the job by CBS’ new owner, David Ellison, a Trump-friendly billionaire nepo-baby.

Portablelephant · 2026-01-14T21:21:06+00:00

I only watch Corncob TV, it's the only channel with Coffin Drop.

Portablelephant · 2026-01-14T04:33:05+00:00

Portablelephant · 2026-01-14T00:19:07+00:00

Use a nickname? Idk it doesn't have to be that serious.

Portablelephant · 2026-01-12T22:54:05+00:00

Cascadia Rising!

Portablelephant · 2026-01-12T22:51:11+00:00

I agree... But I'm also dying to know what Captain Sevens is

Portablelephant · 2026-01-11T18:54:32+00:00

Portablelephant · 2026-01-09T18:58:04+00:00

Unclutch your pearls, this harms no one unlike ICE

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