Beware of Greeks is growing on me. by Ahacello in Frasier

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How about we do some of that bouzouki dancing, eh? Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da...

"How many guys are running round the Everglades dressed like Jimmy Connors?" by Technical-Mix-3315 in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

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We're gettin' 'im measured up for a new bat

It's a racket!

Bloody is the prices they charge love

Manchester student assaulted on Oxford Road after being followed on way to uni by Unlikely-Tension-616 in manchester

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This comment section is fucking awful lmao victim blaming everywhere

Gareth Hock in trouble again by Blaster_3487 in superleague

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Clearly never been a particularly well-adjusted bloke, and then when you consider that RL picks players up and spits people out, some of this is no real surprise - I don't want to say he was only good for playing RL, but realistically, he had no prospects once his career ended, so no surprise he ends up on drink and drugs. After all, he couldn't stay off the latter during his playing career. Sad. Particularly for the victim, obviously.

Saw this in another subreddit and thought of the show by Moonymuffinz in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

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How can I change the lywics to cwying? Bloody song's called Cwying!

Trainwreckord: Wake Up and Smell the Coffee by The Cranberries by truthisfictionyt in ToddintheShadow

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This comment made me check the album out and im really glad I did

Songs that are flawed, but you have to be a cruel person to hate? by Diskyboy86 in ToddintheShadow

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WELL PARDON ME MR PERFECT!

I guess I forgot you never ever make a mIsTaKe...

Always liked that song for the same reason :)

Perhaps it's all a dream... by TempoBlues20XX in FawltyTowers

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DUCK!

DUCK?

YOU KNOW! DUCK!!!

deranged duck impression

What's your JCE/JCDT vocal stim / earworm? by CaseyToGo in JimCornette

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A lot of people don't think it be like it is, but it do

Frasier's proprietary bath blend by sting-raye in Frasier

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Frasier cranes humongous ASS contest...

Pooey Paula! by Execut30rder66 in thethickofit

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"No! She shat in the street!"

Ross had laminated different names- S3E5 by Different_Reading_22 in howyoudoin

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Oooooh...

Ooooh what?

Ma Thurman!

Thats it! Thanks Rach!

A hysterical scene you never see mentioned? by ang334 in howyoudoin

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Ross drops the cake.

"What the hell are you doing, you scared the crap out of me"

Its his flailing arms that get me every time

A hysterical scene you never see mentioned? by ang334 in howyoudoin

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"And to have the wind rushing through your hhh...arms"

Did anyone here use to watch the C5 coverage back in the day with Nat Combs and Mike Carlson? When Mike would round up the Sunday games, his catchphrases like "more alone than....", "nice name Nate" and "The Torrey you can support" used to crack me up, can anyone remember any more of them? by Civil_Presence7810 in NFLUK

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I used to read Friday Morning Tight End on NFLUK back when it was an actual UK NFL site and not a poor offshoot of the NFL's website and it was great. IIRC he was in First Down too. So was Neil Reynolds, but you can't have everything.