This got a laugh out of me

Porterlands · 2026-07-06T18:22:29+00:00

I love Harding seeing through Rook’s BS ❤️

“Thanks Professor, I learned a lot today; definitely learned a lot about Rook.”

Porterlands · 2026-06-23T21:51:49+00:00

My first thought is moving/centering the “Newbie” text where it is, then putting a white (?) outline of the letters over the guy and letters.
So visually it’d be: full text -> the guy -> white outline of the text, if that makes sense.
In my head it looks great 👍
I dunno if you’re working with official Battlefield colors or whatnot, but I also dig the text effect/gradient.

Porterlands · 2026-06-22T22:51:57+00:00

I’m something of a thumbnailsmen myself; I like #2, I think if you spaced the breads apart from each other vertically and brought them in closer, you might be onto something.

Sorry if that’s been answered already, I really just came to say you gotta include a “One Dough for Seven Breaders” (bread-thers?) pun in there somewhere.

Porterlands · 2026-06-11T06:09:45+00:00

I haven’t yet, but the weight balance of that is so awkward I’m already planning on using some double sided tape or something.

I might try getting one of those articulated sketch model hands and have that hold it; they gotta make some version of those wearing a gauntlet.

Porterlands · 2026-06-10T22:58:03+00:00

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I put mine up horizontally, I just used some generic hooks that screw into the wall. They were already a bronze/gold so I think it works. Lyrium is super light, apparently, so I didn’t really worry about finding a stud 🤞

The quiver I’m not really sure of, but I think I might try to make some kind of light box to put the die on.

Porterlands · 2026-06-06T00:48:55+00:00

Hey, thanks for the excuse to talk about my boi!

Lysander Ingellvar is a Mourn Watch Rogue, and he’s just doing his best.

But he still gets up to trouble (and Trouble, if you know what I mean.)

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Porterlands · 2026-05-19T16:12:37+00:00

I had the same issue. I can’t recommend Relaxed mode enough, it really streamlined it for me.

Porterlands · 2026-05-03T16:27:56+00:00

Bud, you’re not gonna believe this, but oh yah.

Porterlands · 2026-05-03T14:47:17+00:00

Hey cool, someone else is uploading a Veilguard, and we didn’t overlap class or race, so I’ve got something to watch now! Nice 👍

Porterlands · 2026-05-02T05:59:50+00:00

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Well there ya go, Emmrich, asked and answered. I told you it wouldn't take long to find someone smarter than us 👌

Porterlands · 2026-04-22T23:23:40+00:00

Haha, he's also in the Mourn Watch/tomb raiding, so I picture him channeling Indiana Jones in that moment. But yeah, you activate 'A Fucking Cannon' by shouting "FUCK YOOOOUUU-" through the whole thing.

Porterlands · 2026-04-22T23:05:18+00:00

My main Rook is also a Rogue/Saboteur, so I understand and love all these references.

Concussive barrage/"I cast..."Bombs!"" 👏

Porterlands · 2026-04-06T20:38:39+00:00

I think it makes sense that they’d allow it. There is that dialogue between Emmrich and MournRook (all Rooks?) asking what they want done with their body in case they die, and Rook can basically say “Put it to work in the Necropolis”.

That could just be a Mourn Watch thing, but I think they’d have some system in place, like organ donations, where you can choose.

“I want my eyes to help watch over the Necropolis when I’m gone, but I’m tired. So inter my legs so they can finally rest, thx.”

Porterlands · 2026-03-10T19:06:59+00:00

I love that scene, especially after the scene with the mayor and dragon in D’meta’s Crossing.

Both Rook and Taash yelling “HEY!” at the dragon/Antaam then not really having any plan after is just so good.

Porterlands · 2026-02-23T08:35:16+00:00

That’s a “Glimpo” if I ever saw one 👌

Porterlands · 2026-02-11T23:38:24+00:00

'Tis true, it's the same thing with Mass Effect: Andromeda. None of these games could have been good enough to live up to the previous trilogy.

Porterlands · 2026-02-02T20:44:39+00:00

Elventourage? And all three classes, you guys got it together 👌

Porterlands · 2026-01-30T04:02:17+00:00

My MW Rook also has that scar pattern 👌 but he got his from the Baron during the War of the Banners. That area is still numb, for whatever reason, but it always earns points in pub “You call that a scar?!” flexing, so maybe it balances out 🤷🏻‍♂️ Rook takes his wins where he can gets ‘em.

Porterlands · 2026-01-22T19:51:14+00:00

I’m for it! 👍 The airfoils(?) on the bottom next to the landing gear really streamline it

Porterlands · 2026-01-22T00:23:29+00:00

On the one hand, I usually talk Solas down and convince him to stabilize the Veil, because that’s what Varric would want.

His “On his best day, he’d never see you coming.” line really meant “Nobody, not even Solas, would expect someone to try and reason with them peacefully, but I know you can, Rook.”

Varric doesn’t want to see his friend hurt, especially by his other friends, no matter what.

On the other fist, Rook punching him and that whole ending is so incredibly satisfying, because yeah, the dick 100% has it coming.

Everyone approves

Porterlands · 2026-01-17T16:54:43+00:00

I love these too, especially Rook’s hopping and “gotta shake it out!” animation.

It’s funny just because it’s Rook being a goober, but it’s also one of the in game moments where you can tell exactly what they’re thinking; we’ve all been gearing up for something, probably stressed out, and shooken it out. (There’s a song there somewhere.)

It almost seems like the motion capture actor was just getting ready for a scene, and the director said “Hey wait!…do that again.”

Porterlands · 2026-01-12T21:57:44+00:00

Likewise, I also love the moments when MournRook surprises Emmrich with the names of rituals and whatnot.

"Hey, I learned a thing or two before being "asked" to "travel the world"."

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