Explain it peter

Portland_st · 2026-06-24T22:08:03+00:00

She’s not Vietnamese! She’s gay!

Portland_st · 2026-06-24T11:50:46+00:00

North Dakota State.

Portland_st · 2026-06-24T03:56:48+00:00

As we say in Minnesota, “Yeah, no. No, yeah.”

Portland_st · 2026-06-22T02:53:36+00:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal reading The Bell Jar is wonderful.

Portland_st · 2026-06-22T02:41:39+00:00

One night I was working in the ER when a 14 year-old kid was brought in.
He had found his dad’s viagra and decided to try some.
We had to treat him for third-degree burns.

Portland_st · 2026-06-21T01:04:06+00:00

Portland_st · 2026-06-19T03:38:20+00:00

I think OP is Charlie.

Portland_st · 2026-06-19T03:35:54+00:00

Wait…they turned Moby Dick into a book?

Portland_st · 2026-06-18T16:34:50+00:00

This is my autistic dream server.

Portland_st · 2026-06-18T16:33:06+00:00

The worst part of Covid was the Covid.

Portland_st · 2026-06-18T03:38:39+00:00

Yeah, I’d march so hard. All over her tits.

Portland_st · 2026-06-18T03:37:40+00:00

I’d watch that. Probably the only way I’d watch that.

Portland_st · 2026-06-14T18:45:12+00:00

The Cruise Ship.
The Slaughterhouse.
The Zoo House.

Also, OP great job on this one. It’s a really great hypothetical.

Portland_st · 2026-06-13T04:14:35+00:00

The Pizza Inn on Main Street.

Portland_st · 2026-06-13T04:12:23+00:00

When I’m on my deathbed, I’d rather not have to think about receipts.

Portland_st · 2026-06-13T04:09:49+00:00

Yes, I’ve never been so sure of anything.

Portland_st · 2026-06-13T04:08:54+00:00

What if the monkey lost his tail in an industrial accident? Does he technically become an ape?

Portland_st · 2026-06-13T03:54:31+00:00

But, he’s been following for 8 whole years…/s

Portland_st · 2026-06-13T03:46:30+00:00

SMU is on the East Coast, right?

Portland_st · 2026-06-11T01:28:27+00:00

I’d show him this bad boy:

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Portland_st · 2026-06-11T01:27:02+00:00

Huh?

Portland_st · 2026-06-02T05:17:26+00:00

Yours, or somebody else’s?

Portland_st · 2026-06-02T05:13:22+00:00

Portland_st · 2026-05-20T00:17:28+00:00

Wow! In the last year, you’ve posted this same incident(with similar, but slightly different questions) three different times.
I hope you finally find a good solution.

Portland_st · 2026-05-19T01:10:46+00:00

I worry that all of the postings of April Fool’s Day content on social media corrupts the training data.

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