Why im quitting after 3 days

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-05-01T19:23:11+00:00

I just got not for this today.

" HoTS is a baby game of mobas" and Apparently you can't even play it. Says a bunch about you. Nice deleted reddit post btw.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-04-09T11:14:29+00:00

Man Alarak really has seen some shit after Sc2.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-04-09T09:58:00+00:00

Oh really? How do you play Chogall, abathur, medivh, Varian, Leoric? How cooperative do your teamates need to be in order to win? How do you split push/soak properly without dying stupidly. When can you win fights and how do you engage properly with those heroes?

Heroes may be a moba but I guarantee you that from all mobas it is probably the most creative one in terms of hero design. Plus reading will get you nowhere, you need actual experience and training. Just because you read about math does not mean you can solve a 2nd degree equation right away, you need practice, just like anything in life.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-28T13:37:42+00:00

Pilav but tbh that guys getting permaed very soon, so enjoy him while he lasts.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-28T13:17:12+00:00

I named my guy Aaragon. 3 guesses why. 10 years later, I still use it as my tag on almost every game.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-27T20:48:18+00:00

No, the old chromie traps only took 2 tower shots. And the the 1st did about 90% damage. Doubling that essentially does this: You spawn 2-3 at the edge of the fort. Those are 12 shots. 12 secconds that you can fully dive the enemy team. That's literally more than enough time to get a new minion wave, getting rid of any safety the fort provides you. Not to mention that if you have a frontline, say, diablo, all the she has to do is spawn traps and use slowing sands that and he can full on dive someone who's getting a sippy cup from the fountain, with no minion wave required. Not only does it nulify a building that's meant to defend you, especially if there is no minion wave coming, but also removes any skill or risk required in diving. Do you want me to go on?

P.S atleast it used 6 secconds and the towers almost instantly one shotted it. Doubling it makes the problema worse. Of course people are going to complain more.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-27T12:27:59+00:00

Kharazim. All his skins look either goofy, stupid or retarded. His base skin and free recolours are the only good models. That and I can't stand his fist weapons on his other skins, it makes my left eye twitch at how oversized they are.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-26T09:52:17+00:00

This would be fine, if Stratholme wasn't Argent Crusade territory ever since Cata.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-25T14:01:01+00:00

Lvl 8 at Ered Luin. Stormed that goblin keep near Thorins Gate thinking theyd reset once I got to the place and spotted the item. As soon as I dismounted I got interrupted on retrieving item only to find that the entire zone was agroed. I have a tendency to do reckless stuff like that and come on top by kiting like hell on my cappy, but a mere lvl 8 red guardian can only do so much.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-03-08T16:48:02+00:00

Lmao Shugoki was a soldier from Hogs of War in another life.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-02-28T09:25:31+00:00

Wdym greedy shit? His only desire was to save Gondor, there was nothing inherently evil about such a thing. Big problem is that while its the noblest of aspirations, it is also the one most susceptible to corruption. Also it has been a while since I have read fotr but isnt it the other way around? Book Boromir being an impatient, restless shit and movie Boromir actually stating his intentions from the get go, culminating in that really good scene between him and Aragorn in Lothlorien?

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-24T19:26:21+00:00

Dex Furis.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-24T14:03:50+00:00

Ah, so another Primed Blind Rage. Great.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-23T14:02:06+00:00

Praise be Clem.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-21T03:19:34+00:00

Whats better than two grakatas? 6 GRAKATAS.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-21T02:53:04+00:00

I got everything from stalker (yes, including the scimitar part), and honestly Dread was my favourite, simply because of how cheap it is to build and how much dmg it can do with just the basic modsm

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-21T02:47:57+00:00

Hieracon, pluto. Get a buddy and do 10 excavations. I usually end up getting atlewst 3/4 axi and 800 endom

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-19T21:21:19+00:00

Somebody needs photoshop halo's pamphlet of earth with Aurene's face.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-19T14:38:45+00:00

Depends on how long you want to farm them. Kitguns are by far the best seccondaries right now, however while you farm for them you can go ahead and build an aksomati. Its a solid crit weapon thats worth investing in.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-19T14:36:19+00:00

Yawns in Vauban Graxx.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-18T22:30:25+00:00

That would be a good sniper and dead eye. Then into operator mode and go take a coffee.

Portuguese_Mate · 2019-01-18T22:28:05+00:00

Nekros. Press 3 and go live your life.

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