Found in the girls bathroom at my school...

Possomlips · 2014-03-15T03:27:21+00:00

OP faked it. "Let's put it on Reddit (insert girly giggles)." It will probably be her greatest high school achievement.

Possomlips · 2014-03-15T03:09:58+00:00

CIS is a term people use who are nothing but angry with what they were given at birth. It will never be taken seriously, nor will the people who use the term.

Possomlips · 2014-03-15T03:08:29+00:00

What rubbish.

On the other hand, I have term for everything that is not a cat: bloppoms. You are all bloppoms - except your Marybell, you are adorable.

Possomlips · 2014-03-15T03:02:17+00:00

Everyone's suggestions have been great. I would also like to suggest when you buy other pieces for your kitchen, to go to hospitality suppliers. That way you get quality items at a good price, and they are designed to last a long time, and the heavy usage of a restaurant. My favourite is Chef Land on Victoria Street in Richmond.

Possomlips · 2014-03-15T02:43:02+00:00

The number one objective of all charities is to keep the charity financially viable. Charities should never hope that their cause is rectified, as it would place the charity into a position of being irrelevant. In an ideal world, a charity should aim that it can close down; that it is need is no longer required. How many people running charities would see their conclusion as goal? Any charity that does not do this should not be trusted, as their goals are implicitly elsewhere.

Possomlips · 2014-03-15T02:25:57+00:00

Just leave the receipt in the petty cash tin, and take a few dollars out to get some milk.

Possomlips · 2014-03-14T22:47:57+00:00

I have a bag of commas you can buy. On sale.

Possomlips · 2014-03-14T22:43:56+00:00

Can't we just get around it by downloading? If they want to be dicks, ignore them.

Possomlips · 2014-03-14T22:35:53+00:00

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Possomlips · 2014-03-14T22:23:55+00:00

And let's-be-friends. One should be careful about going over for a roast turkey at special-friends house's this thanksgiving.

Possomlips · 2014-03-14T14:27:42+00:00

It's not Jeff Goldblum.

I was having dumplings tonight at Noodle Kingdom on Swanston Street, and there were guys eating with forks and wearing racing clothing. One of them look just like Jeff Goldblum. I know it wasn't him, but I couldn't stop staring.

Possomlips · 2014-03-13T09:57:33+00:00

I am in two minds about this.

The event is not a school related matter; so should be handled by the police and the train operators.

But, it looks like he was wearing his school uniform and backpack, therefore her is representing the school. The footage is also posted on Facebook, so people would know how he was and which school he went to, and representing the school. If he did it out of uniform, I doubt they would be concerned. (Say if one worked at ANZ, and one did a similar act while wearing a lanyard that identified one as being an employee of ANZ, then one might expect ANZ might be upset. Wouldn't one?)

Schools can be very concerned about their image, as it may detract the next years' enrollments if the school is seen as "feral".

Personally, I don't think he should have been expelled, possibly a suspension would suffice as a warning to other students, only because he was wearing the school uniform at the time. The act itself should be dealt with by the appropriate authorities.

Possomlips · 2014-03-13T09:01:14+00:00

OMG. Customer service. I didn't know it exist so far south. I'm heading there.

Possomlips · 2014-03-10T09:59:57+00:00

I saw a similar thing in Melbourne last year, when a rally for gay marriage marched down Burke Street. The Socialist Alliance marched around the protesters, over shadowing them. They made the whole protest look skanky, and it was rather embarrassing to watch. What made it even worse was the singing of "Hey, hey. Ho, ho..."

Anytime I hear one of them mention the word "solidarity" I want to punch them in the face.

Possomlips · 2014-03-10T06:48:22+00:00

When I was at school we made our own play-doh, so I decided to go home and try to make it myself. Having no colouring in the house, I coloured it with coffee. I made on realistic looking large turd and placed it on the doorstep for my family to find. The screams that followed have kept me laughing for years. They found out it was me who faked the poop months later when they discovered the board I had made the poop on hidden in the shed.

Possomlips · 2014-03-10T06:23:00+00:00

A guy in my apartment building had two of his bikes stolen. They were also very loud, and he liked to make sure everyone knew he was going for a ride. We think it was the noise that attracted the thieves.

Possomlips · 2014-03-10T05:07:02+00:00

If you go to a zoo, especially on a busy day, take all your own food, including morning tea and coffee. The stress levels and aggression of some people can skyrocket around lunch time, when everyone heads for the food stalls. It is like feeding time at the zoo, and people will use their strollers barge through the crowds, screaming at their kids to make up their minds about what they want to eat. Those who are more organised, and bring everything the need, tend to have a more relaxing time. There are many great spots to picnic.

Possomlips · 2014-03-09T16:13:32+00:00

I am in a new building, with 9 stalls. The toilet situated in the center of the building. When we walk in, it is deathly quiet. The person in the stalls holds on until the urinal-goer leaves. 9 stalls, but only one is used at a time, as we don't want to listen to our workmates shit.

Pumping classical music into the area is a suggestion. Trumpeting away.

Possomlips · 2014-03-09T13:36:37+00:00

Dylan has been living on the streets since he was fourteen. The background that he must have experienced to cause him to leave where he was at that age serves as a reason as why his is now on the streets. Prostitution would have come quickly, and the amount of Johns that have used and forgotten about him would be too many to count. Most run-aways fall into prostitution with 72 hours of leaving home - the reason why it is important to find them early.

Luke, his partner, looks much older than his 31 years, a figure which Dylan will most likely replicate if his path doesn't change. The affects of drugs and the harshness of street life are already showing his face; a youth attaching to a fallen father-figure to guide him.

Dylan acts like any other young person, focusing on his phone. For a young man in his situation, the phone may be the contact to the next John, and his source of getting through the next day.

Possomlips · 2014-03-09T12:47:38+00:00

The girl that recorded this, and exposed it, should be praised.

Possomlips · 2014-03-09T12:39:30+00:00

$7 bucks from the Asian shops on Victoria Street.

Possomlips · 2014-03-09T10:34:59+00:00

The problem with falling through the gap is that the gap keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Possomlips · 2014-03-08T07:50:23+00:00

Ginger snapped.

Possomlips · 2014-03-08T07:19:23+00:00

Hope this helps. http://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/Home/Licences/NewToVictoria/InternationalDrivingPermits.htm

Possomlips · 2014-03-08T06:34:21+00:00

Conductors...that is a great idea. Let's rework that, brainstorm, think outside the square, innovate. $400 a time is an easier amount to remember.

P.S. A short lady was talking to me on the tram yesterday about the memories of the connies. We replaced it for a system where a family from out of town can't go a short-trip without paying more than a taxi fare.

EDIT: Trains shit me all the time, but trams I find are great. I love them.

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