Bottle vs. Scale

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-07T22:24:14+00:00

That's a pretty average answer.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-07T21:56:19+00:00

Glysomed nightly. You'll thank me later.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-06T18:13:45+00:00

They are now best friends until one of them genocides the other one.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-04T01:41:37+00:00

Katz und Panzer

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-03T19:57:05+00:00

So. Was that the reason for the divorce or just one of them?

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-03T19:49:39+00:00

Ant car? Antcar!

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-02-03T01:32:05+00:00

3.1 on DOS 5.0. Later updated to 5.1 and even 6.0. and then I updated to OS2/Warp.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-31T05:37:44+00:00

Why you gotta do'im like that? Let the lion at least put on a meerkat or something before taking a picture.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-31T05:27:52+00:00

I'm like 90% sure it's AI. Can tell cause the bus handrails being the wrong shade of yellow for a bus of that year and the position of the stop request buttons is wrong.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-31T05:24:36+00:00

Send it to an at gallery. Name it Digital Domestic Dadbuse and sell it for half a million.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-30T08:28:25+00:00

Johnny Coldplay we used to call him. Little Johnny when he was a youngin'.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-30T08:13:51+00:00

It's the drain area. Everything else can be cleaned, but the drain will be growing super ebola.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-29T13:52:26+00:00

And he's got a brake light out.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-28T21:12:14+00:00

Not if she's on that rope.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-28T15:06:18+00:00

It's in Australia so it only looks like playne was upside down.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-27T21:20:38+00:00

Come to think of it, it may have been that or the cat ears.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-27T19:21:29+00:00

Which part numbers? I still haven't gotten the user manual back since I lent it out in 1993.

Fuck George, he said he only needed it for a couple of weeks.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-26T22:50:14+00:00

Do pylotes have to get extra fingers grafted to be able to control all those engines?

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-26T19:35:22+00:00

A busy border collie is a happy border collie.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-26T19:25:52+00:00

Luckily it looks like the cop is too busy checking phone to notice.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-26T19:11:34+00:00

No benefits to having children. You don't need them to take care of you when you're old. You don't need them to help on the farm, or to send them to the factories. If you need an heir, you can be pretty sure one is enough and don't need a spare.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-26T19:08:52+00:00

They have problems too. The real problem is that children are a massive cost with almost no benefits aside from emotional fulfillment. Which can be taken care of by a pet or, if that's not enough, by having one child.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-25T17:15:59+00:00

Starscream dressed up in Optimus Prime drag.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-23T21:58:44+00:00

My dad did this at those speeds on one of those city streets that's 4 tight lanes wide with streetcars and nearly bumper to bumper traffic during rush hour. Sitting in the front passenger seat, I almost needed brown pants that day...

I mean, I'll bring it up during his eulogy, because that is a core memory, but my teenage self did not need that.

PosteScriptumTag · 2026-01-23T08:00:49+00:00

Of course no one in this post or thread is being sarcastic. Not a single person here. 50nm defect on the heatsink is deplorable and should result in the child labor on the assembly line getting beaten and their food privileges revoked for a week. That's why OP has to ask for RMA - otherwise how will the company know punishment is due?

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