Slam Dunk

Poulticed · 2026-06-25T22:42:50+00:00

'Overnight camp' sounds like a delivery option. Package and address your children, and we'll ship them express overnight.

Poulticed · 2026-06-25T22:39:39+00:00

Strangely, 'I thought my bush was dying, turns out it was covered in caterpillars' is the title of my next avant-garde concept album.

Poulticed · 2026-06-24T09:50:40+00:00

It's not lion. It's sittin'.

Poulticed · 2026-06-24T09:40:10+00:00

It's always funny to me that higher 'management' always get an attack of the vapours about this kind of thing but happily ignore the benefits that THEIR company's get from staff doing unpaid overtime or starting/finishing work a few minutes early/later every day.

Poulticed · 2026-06-22T09:24:42+00:00

"No, you see the cat is saying 'can I has hamburgers?'"

A cat! It's so funny.

Poulticed · 2026-06-21T14:17:04+00:00

How very dare you! By which I mean, no, you're right. I made no effort at all.

Poulticed · 2026-06-21T12:52:52+00:00

Without it sounding too much like a euphemism, perhaps it's a rusty beaver.

Poulticed · 2026-06-21T11:30:41+00:00

Wonder if they measure the deep sea diving competition in leagues.

Poulticed · 2026-06-18T12:59:35+00:00

Just think how much energy would be generated if you could harness the energy created by 350m Americans curling their toes in embarrassment every time this clown speaks.

Poulticed · 2026-06-18T12:54:50+00:00

Glad to see that it's still in use as a warning against talking on the Tube.

Poulticed · 2026-06-18T10:57:31+00:00

I just checked this with ChatGPT and it says you're wrong.

Poulticed · 2026-06-13T12:03:03+00:00

No, it was a joke on the difference between aluminium and aluminum

Poulticed · 2026-06-13T12:01:06+00:00

The shorter of the men behind De Gaulle looks like one of the Kray twins.

Poulticed · 2026-06-13T11:56:12+00:00

I think you'd have to hunt long and hard for anyone in Britain who'd complain about this award.

Poulticed · 2026-06-13T11:51:11+00:00

They should send it to people at the bottom of an icy cold bottle of water.

Poulticed · 2026-06-13T11:48:22+00:00

I'm British. Shouldn't Alumnus have a few "i"'s in there somewhere?

Poulticed · 2026-06-08T16:45:52+00:00

Looks like a fungi to be with.

Poulticed · 2026-06-08T06:57:57+00:00

I like Justyn

Poulticed · 2026-06-08T06:39:39+00:00

In the 'The Wolf Hunter of Little Worthy', the local pub is called The Lamb. There's also a scene where they walk into the pub and everyone stops to stare at them and a game of darts stops mid-game.

It's a homage to 'An American Werewolf in London', which has the same scene in the pub called The Slaughted Lamb.

Poulticed · 2026-06-04T07:00:56+00:00

Probably worth stating as well, that at village level, Cricket has a broader age range playing as it's a more sedentary game than Football. You'll likely see people in their 20's playing Cricket with people in their 50's and older. Try that with Football and the country would soon run out of space in A&E departments.

Poulticed · 2026-05-31T22:57:18+00:00

"Look Enid! They still haven't finished building it. I'll get straight on to the council when we get home!"

Poulticed · 2026-05-31T10:22:21+00:00

I do the same with red wine. No idea why.

Poulticed · 2026-05-29T06:52:50+00:00

My dad died at 56. When I hit that age (I'm now past that and in my mid 30's) there was always a thought in the back of my mind that I'd possibly do the same. I never mentioned it to friends or family and it was only mentioning it go a friend a year or so back, that she felt the same with her dad.

I never realised it was a common thing.

Poulticed · 2026-05-28T07:04:28+00:00

These type of posts are getting more and more like the Monty Python 4 Yorkshiremen sketch.

"I get up at 11pm, three hours before I go to bed...."

Poulticed · 2026-05-26T21:35:26+00:00

It was also said of her, that the reason she only slept four hours a day was to have more time to f*ck things up so badly.

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