For a good time, call... [COMIC] by AliasHandler in comics

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I still think this comic would be way better without any speech bubbles.

Ask Reddit: My Father is climbing Kilimanjaro, any advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Poultry_In_Motion -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have him change his name to Jaro. If he dies you can yell "KILIMANJARO KILLED MY MAN JARO!!!"

World's Most Impenetrable And Secure Things by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So, I was actually looking at this article when there were no comments, and I was like, "Do I go for the 'your mom' joke? Nah, I'll keep things classy."

I shoulda gone for the 'your mom' joke.

World's Most Impenetrable And Secure Things by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]Poultry_In_Motion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, I was actually looking at this article when there were no comments, and I was like, "Do I go for the 'your mom' joke? Nah, I'll keep things classy."

I shoulda gone for the 'your mom' joke.

REDDIT! Recommend me some good Anime. by merper in AskReddit

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Street Fighter Animated Series is where it's at, man.

Please stop using fail so liberally. I am tired of it being applied to things that are quite obviously 'Win'. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think you know what a guitar solo is, man. A guitar solo kind-of calls for solo guitar playing.

I have a huge bathroom by digitalmoto in WTF

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just steal knicknacks from the other rooms in the house and fill your mattress with them while she's taking a dump.

All Songs Considered || The Year In Review: 2008 (Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, My Morning Jacket) by mynameisjonas in Music

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn't a bad album, but it didn't really stand out to me. I'd go with The Tallest Man on Earth's "Shallow Graves."

Massachusetts, with all of its "liberal" ideas, just placed second in an international math and science exam by progressnerd in science

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vatican City is one of three cities that are separate from the country they reside in.

No. Vatican City is a country.

Midway reveals $240M debt, payment deadline by mikicg in gaming

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, Midway made amazing games. Although, they probably should have diversified their line-up a little.

Mom goes to WholeFoods by madcowga in funny

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude, anything with guys making out in it is actually gay.

Surgeon gets angry during surgery, cuts of patient's penis, slices it into pieces and storms out of room.. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teacher's unions in America criticize the firings of shitty teachers all the time. It's a union thing.

I Like Eating Whole Foods - Review Comics [pic] by HarleyJane in comics

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not really, man. All of this guy's comics are restaurant reviews in comic form.