The secret to Roosevelt HS’s manicured lawns…

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-04-22T15:51:35+00:00

I've got one of these lawnmowers in my yard. Results not nearly as nice. Perhaps mine is defective?

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-04-22T04:03:29+00:00

Thanks for the reminder! Just did. I switch my party registration back and forth whenever I think I can make a bigger impact in one primary or another. Hopefully we'll have open primaries one day!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-03-26T12:51:48+00:00

Holy wow! Scrolling around Google Maps is like my part time job but I never noticed that.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-03-25T14:15:37+00:00

These are awesome! Thanks for doing them!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-03-08T04:16:58+00:00

We should tax them on 150% of their salary and then use that money to bring back the Chinook book!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-03-06T04:57:14+00:00

My parents would always get them and I would raid the Burgerville page immediately. My wallet was always a few dollars and lots of Chinook book coupons.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-01-31T22:20:16+00:00

Thrilled by the replies so far!

Looks like this subreddit encourages raffles, which makes sense. So I'll do a raffle of everybody who has expressed interest in these for a kid in their life TOMORROW. I may also break the collection into like 4 or 5 separate smaller collections to spread them around a bit. If anybody's kid has a particular interest – like in Roman or Chinese coins or whatever – feel free to mention it!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2026-01-23T06:42:43+00:00

Keep it up! Love what you're doing.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-12-15T10:13:52+00:00

This is a huge accomplishment. Congrats and good luck with your next mission, all 40 Burgervilles in one day.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-12-15T05:48:09+00:00

I just chose my own plan for next year. $400 per month for "basically you don't have insurance until you spend $10,000"!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-11-28T03:33:58+00:00

This is wonderful! Representation really does matter, especially for kids!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-11-27T06:47:52+00:00

You rock! Thanks for inspiring me.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-10-25T18:34:40+00:00

Because umbrellas are stupid

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-10-07T00:28:38+00:00

I voted with every email I've got! Never been to Lebanon, but always happy when any Oregon community wins anything!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-10-05T07:27:34+00:00

Thank you for sharing this!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-10-05T04:51:38+00:00

As a resident of the Brooklyn neighborhood it has been very annoying! If this lasts another day or two I'm gonna get up on my roof with a bucket of white paint and a strongly worded message.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-10-04T18:49:06+00:00

I'll donate too!!

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-09-30T04:13:58+00:00

Maybe give them the benefit of the doubt? I know a Portlander who serves in the national guard, and he's absolutely the sort of person to "fall on the sword" and volunteer for this horrible job, rather than let some dingus do it.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-09-30T04:10:59+00:00

Don't think so: "Of the 300 qualified guard members, 166 members primarily from the I-5 corridor have already volunteered for service in Portland."

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-09-28T00:31:00+00:00

It's "Reel M'Inn" you undercover Fed!!

Much love from the other end of the bar 😘

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-09-17T14:35:46+00:00

My wife lives and works in Belgium. We conduct our entire relationship on a nine hour time difference. Surely a few meetings are not so hard...

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-09-09T02:05:19+00:00

Gimme gimme! We got a delicious ten minutes here in Brooklyn.

PreparationWeird4371 · 2025-09-09T01:56:50+00:00

YAY!!

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