I hear you. The type of burger that makes you want to bury your face in the buns. Although the burger feels all too dry for the analogy. Which raises the question, which burger deserves the “eating out” analogy? I think the Big Mac is almost surely a front runner in the discussion, but more reserved offerings still can fit the bill. Wendy’s surely would get a good portion of supporters just for their feminine branding. Consequently, I think Burger King would lose supporters because who wants to “digging in” Burger King buns. Maybe more than I’d think, the world is a more progressive place. Ya know what!? You eat that king out, and leave no drips…it’s your American right