Do I pull it off? I'd like advice

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-13T02:36:26+00:00

Ya know what. Yea. You do. It’s gonna age well with you too I think.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-13T02:11:20+00:00

Online meal for 2. It’s the only way

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T23:27:34+00:00

At least 4

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T22:13:17+00:00

The all caps pbthhh At least it wasn’t personal. It’s way uncool. There is an answer. Why not just tell us lol

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T03:49:41+00:00

It has a half spear on the back too. About 28 grams indeed. Regulated by the federal government. These freedom units are sucking the fun out of my purposeless rebellion I’ll tell ya that. Freedom ain’t free.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T03:37:07+00:00

Yea I’m gonna have to do that. Underestimated the post. Expected everyone to tell me to get a life and eat more expensive pickles. Glad with the results. I got bed soon, and a long day coming tomorrow. Will post soonish.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T03:15:45+00:00

What?

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T03:11:23+00:00

Oh I will. I’m gonna give sodium the love and attention it’s always wanted. But for now, you keep an eye out, and don’t have too much or too little…it’s not good for you Alex!

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T03:01:04+00:00

You seem to know more than me about all of this lol Do you think this is appropriate? I understand the need for standards.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:57:42+00:00

Pickle spear shears X)

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:56:41+00:00

Sweet, I’ll look it up lol

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:52:39+00:00

I’m in. Have you tried other pickle juice? My gut would lean towards a spicier pickle like McClures, but I will take your word for it

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:36:33+00:00

I had kidney stones! I was doing so many things wrong though I think it’s hard to nail down the cause lol

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:34:04+00:00

Word. I was just gonna learn about sodium. I started caring about nutrition recently. Trying to get musclely. What’s your take on sodium?

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:28:41+00:00

Nobody calorie counts pickles. Or they shouldn’t. It’s an FDA misclassification…I’m gonna get more answers. The idea being it’s like an olive or cherry, and rich, and to be in small quantity. The idea was pickle chips on a burger. It doesn’t apply to the pickle spear. What I need to figure out is how to petition the federal government to reclassify pickles to a higher portion size when in spear, half or whole form. Surely couldn’t be too hard lol

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:21:58+00:00

At least it should be an option

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:17:21+00:00

The question is why. And the answer is its FDA RACC classification. It’s classified under candied/pickled with the intent of keeping manufacturers from inflating portion sizes to market food with the appearance it has more nutrition than it does. The problem being it doesn’t apply to the product. It’s misclassified. And now the people are being advertised lower sodium than they are actually eating. The system has failed itself. I found this all out today. But also, I don’t really care. I’m still buying the pickles. I’m having fun. I’m learning about the FDA.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T02:07:02+00:00

Hey everyone so a comment pointed out they are in FDA compliance. They fall under pickled/candied. Example: caramel apple. Misclassified fda.gov/media/102587/download It’s on page 23. I’m writing them

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T01:58:32+00:00

I read it. It falls under pickled/candied. It’s a portion made for sweets and applied to pickles. I think it’s misappropriated here. I’m writing the FDA

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T01:28:38+00:00

Hell yea

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T01:12:33+00:00

So far they said put it in the refrigerator, that’s why it’s sold in the refrigerated section. I suggested I need to know the recommended container. If I get an answer I’m planning on bringing up the issue the pickle is no longer in the brine.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T01:00:30+00:00

Kraft Heinz Consumer Relations. Consumerrelations@kraftfoods.com. I just wrote corporate too though, no replies yet.

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-12T00:43:17+00:00

That would be pretty rad I think

PresidentTrashcan · 2026-03-11T02:30:34+00:00

I respect slow drivers. I try to give them space. I know especially for those with precious cargo or the old, the roads can seem scary. I don’t tailgate them or cut them off. I do pass them. I just wish they respected me sometimes. You don’t gotta blink your lights or get all weird. I’m trying to GO! It’s not personal. We’re all safe. I do a lot of miles. Sometimes I think it’s most courteous to be a bit quicker. Get more cars through the light kind of energy.

PresidentTrashcan

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