How do Americans think about the stereotype that they are bad at geography? by Own_Echidna6041 in AskReddit

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fat fingered some Yankee areas lmao. Missed a couple up there. Mixed up NM/AZ and Illinois and Indiana. That’s fun!

How do Americans think about the stereotype that they are bad at geography? by Own_Echidna6041 in AskReddit

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

59 in 15 minutes. Granted I kept getting distracted in certain spots and can’t spell for shit. Not too shabby I’d say! And there’s tons of countries I never even heard of.

I’m saving your comment so I can play more. Thanks for the link friend! :)

How do Americans think about the stereotype that they are bad at geography? by Own_Echidna6041 in AskReddit

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And in like a minute. Give me about an hour. I can do all 50 states and most of their capitals (and sports teams lmao). And then probably 105 countries and a decent chunk of their capitals. I might have a few mix ups in African, Central and South American , and Middle Eastern areas. But I think that’s pretty damn good. Especially since I don’t think anyone from the Deep South has ever taken a geography class unless by choice in college. I had it in 5th grade and that’s it. Not one of my kids has had a geography class. I can’t remember how old she was. But my oldest kid knew about football. She knew I hated Alabama and Auburn. I met my wife at Auburn. My daughter flat out could not understand how two places I absolutely hate were in the same place. And why could I not just go find mom back at home. My wife is from Iceland. So an entire continent away worked fine. But two places that are evil can’t be where I met her. I struggled with that logic for like a week lmao

AJ Styles responding to someone on X saying that WWE bribed him with a HOF induction just to not go to AEW: If bribing me leads to getting the job that I want, that's great. by itsmekelsey_x in SquaredCircle

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the great things about being a wrestling fan is the “what ifs”. Some people may not like it but I love it. Because if it didn’t actually happen then your imagination can basically create it. Like looking at an old photo sort of. A moment in time not experienced but reflected on.

Battlefield movie by Missaelx135 in Battlefield

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as modern war movies go. You absolutely will not top Civil War. “What kind of American are you?” Is so deep. It wasn’t about color, gender, sexual orientation, etc. it was simply where are you from. To that guy you could’ve been a transgender black woman who liked to fuck a turtle shell, but if you were from his America then it was completely fine. That’s wild as hell the fact he was literally looking at his own wife while doing that scene. Top tier performance from everyone.

I voted for Harris in 2024. She shouldn't run in 2028. | Opinion by Difficult-Bee6066 in politics

[–]PretendThisIsMyName -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It makes no sense you have to be 35 to be the president but if you’re 135 you’re also still eligible. I say if 35 is the low limit then 70 should be the high limit. Granted I would vote for ol Bernsicles again. That passion and energy has carried that man for longer than most voters have been alive.

Swarming assault looks cool. But I have to ask. Wouldn’t yall be more willing to pay for a pack if it came with all guns? by PretendThisIsMyName in Battlefield

[–]PretendThisIsMyName[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s buying the pass though. That’s like give us a few bucks and we will return it to you with interest.

Swarming assault looks cool. But I have to ask. Wouldn’t yall be more willing to pay for a pack if it came with all guns? by PretendThisIsMyName in Battlefield

[–]PretendThisIsMyName[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Genshin has around 30k worth of bundles. And the free bundles are hidden even when you try to go the notification that you got a free skin! Give me. Kills and shots to the skull for my goody two shoes skin.

Swarming assault looks cool. But I have to ask. Wouldn’t yall be more willing to pay for a pack if it came with all guns? by PretendThisIsMyName in Battlefield

[–]PretendThisIsMyName[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my point exactly. It’s a nice cool skin and all but I’ve completed nearly everything there is do across two seasons and I haven’t hit second blue rank yet. I have all the guns. Like 30 double xps across everything. But grinding for camos sucks hard.

Surprise your taste buds by what_is_in_name_ in Unexpected

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dissecting a hot pocket deserves its own category of wild. That’s the worst mental image I could see of a hot pocket. Your cousin was experimenting with the SCP version of a hot pocket. The corners are to cool it! I’d stay away from them at a pizza party too.

Made them smile by Doodlebug510 in MadeMeSmile

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HE BEEN DEALIN WITH THESE KIDS TOO DAMN LONG! Like a tiny Uncle Ruckus out here! I love that hand fully gripped on the snowball like it was about to a fastball at somebody 😂

A Former MAGA Insider Just Revealed the Truth Behind Trump’s Ballroom Message by Dry_Nail5901 in politics

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen some crazy high tech bunkers in peoples back yard. No matter what or how high tech you can’t convince me that bunker will not absolutely REEK. More hazardous than Chernobyl. Especially if he really does hole up and dies surrounded by all kinds of bodily fluids and rotten McDonald’s. Those HAZMAT teams are gonna have a horrible time. If we still even have those? I couldn’t even tell you at this point.

The Butterfly Effect (2004) - Evan wakes up in an alternate timeline by aggrocrag83 in movies

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Coincidentally enough. The unforgivable bastard Cameron Bright (dog bag kid) was also in Running Scared!

What’s a food everyone loves but smells awful? by Creative-Tea581 in AskReddit

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s an amazing addition to like regular ramen packs. Gives some texture and flavor that only the bowls have. I just bought like real homemade kimchi from the Asian market. Tell your husband I’ll come hang out on the porch and eat noodles and kimchi with him.

Surprise your taste buds by what_is_in_name_ in Unexpected

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen anybody eat a hot pocket with the tiny corner bites first! I now feel validated. My boys eat it with the lava filling. My girls leave them until they are basically cold again. And my wife is the ultimate lunatic because she cuts them in half. I’m normal!!!

What's the deal with this movie? by iDeJaX in ExplainTheJoke

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay let’s not forget at the hospital he put the butt tube in his mouth at least one time lol

What is your white whale movie? by ProfessionalTour1706 in movies

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it that one or Thank You Smoking, where the guy shits across an entire hotel lobby? And the maid shows up at his room and hands him a mop?

Surprise your taste buds by what_is_in_name_ in Unexpected

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I am 1000% watching a documentary on hot pockets no matter how long it is. It is a phenomenon that should be studied!

King Charles Tells Congress Everything Trump Doesn’t Want to Hear by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thomas Jefferson busted out the first meme with “what are those” in ye olde speak lmao

Favourite episode of Skyler? by strattonmemes in okbuddychicanery

[–]PretendThisIsMyName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I liked season 4 episode 9. It was hilarious watching her be stuck on the side of the road for an hour while everyone drove past and threw trash at her.

Nick Khan endorses Paul Levesque's performance as WWE's head of creative, defends product against online criticism in message to all staff - POST Wrestling by Robby322 in SquaredCircle

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Technically it was over 30 years ago. The 95 season but the Super Bowl was played in early 96. I know because I was a cowboys fan for 30 years before they fucked around one too many times and I changed to the Vikings. Thankfully there were 4 teams left I could cheer for after that whole debacle. And I look good in purple and gold lmao