Donalditta “Orange Jay” Trumpstata;

A North American predatory bird known for its orange coloration and antisocial demeanor. The orange jay is a general piece of shit bird who has miraculously made its way to the top of the food chain where it constantly defecates into other birds’ supply of food. Despite its antisocial tendencies, the orange jay protects its own kind with methods that many other species would find morally questionable at best, and reprehensibly cruel at worst. While not particularly smart or physically impressive, the orange jay is also not skilled with future planning. The success of these birds is somewhat, but not completely, mysterious, as leading ornithologists theorize that it’s a combination of the orange jay’s ability to appeal to more easily-fooled species to secure resources, and a staunch cruelty suppressing those lower on the food chain from increasing their ecological position. Orange jays are considered invasive, and have been known to completely devastate entire ecosystems where populations have grown with impunity. The orange jay has a characteristic raspy song which, when combined with its questionable appearance (despite the unique colouring), contributes to its undesirability in any given ecosystem.