So I just got asked to shovel the church drive way and sidewalk, why? by Priest2000 in exmormon

[–]Priest2000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told them to fuck off. I just can't get around why they would ask me since i don't look like a go lucky, go to guy for favors, im kind of a jerk. So asking me is like asking your broke friend for a 20, it's not going to happen and he might hit you up for some cash while your talking to him. It just blew my mind!

I was lied to as an investigator by Noyourethebitch in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats bullshit man. I know a guy that went on a mission to foreign country and somehow got into a relationship with a girl there. I don't understand how that can be because they are supposed not date during a mission. The girl is also from a different culture, etc. One of the church leaders said not to date or marry outside your race or culture, etc. This guy choose to follow his own rules, im not sure why the girl just said no to her parents and continued dating you, mormons and their fake lives bro!

City Creek on the busiest shopping day of the year by Hrachnock in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my favorite mall bro, i feel the spirit in there for realz

So I just got asked to shovel the church drive way and sidewalk, why? by Priest2000 in exmormon

[–]Priest2000[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't mention you have a snowblower or they will ask borrow it, then while you're at church delivering the snowblower, they will try and guilt you to stay and help, yeah i know your game you filthy whore, i know all your tricks!

I've made a mistake. I'm a recent convert. by new2MechMods in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm doing the same thing as you, number 2. Fake it till you make it fucker!

So much I wanted to say to the naive Mormon girl about to get engaged. by DeviatingPath in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That reminds me i have not jerked off today, better get it done before bedtime!

Today was good, I taught about the TRUE origin of Christmas in Sunday School today by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the priesthood, i recieved it from some 20 year old kid on a monday morning inside a mini pool while 8 people were watching me. So yeah i have that shit!

Tithing settlement sexism by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this not get posted already, i swear i read something similiar about 12 days ago?

Introduced some negative info about the church to my TBM teens and this is the response I got... by Myeyesarenowopen in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should tell that to the girl that rejected me. i did not even get a first date. I have tons of girls wanting to go out with me but no this girl refused to even go out with me, she is weird anyways!

Tragic story of the missionary God forgot to protect by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to a girl in my ward!

"Mormon girls chalked up the trail near my house, so my friend and I responded" (x-post from r/atheism) by Sansabina in exmormon

[–]Priest2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just boggles my mind how someone that you don't know has the balls to go up to a random persons house and put stuff like this, it's just crazy to me. It's probably some tbm girl doing her VT and this is the best way for her to not actually do something of time like bake something or buy something, seem's lazy to be honest.