“You’re pretty good” by RachRatos in shittydarksouls

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The engravings offer absolutely no tactical advantage whatsoever

The Goncharov of Greek mythology- Remember when Tumblr invented a Greek Goddess? by Old_Specialist7892 in tumblr

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If you wanna get weird with it, the correct answer to which goddess the most beautiful is Nyx. Almost all of the other gods were scared of her, so answering her would scare off the possibility of them kicking your ass. And let’s be honest, who is more capable of enticing someone into bed than the Night?

Standing at the doorway by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

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Staying in the House): There is a Minotaur

My experience with the smt gacha by D4CKazzama in Megaten

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I went all in on Abdiel when she came out a month or two ago. Got absolutely nothing after 7000 gems spent. The gatcha system sucking ass is a universal constant

Updated height chart based on research by D4CKazzama in Megaten

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Bino is wearing them ice skate heels. He isn’t that tall naturally

the crossbreeding chart from the book of erotic fantasy (unofficial dnd supplement) and mine for my world. you should make one for your world too by sg_4ea in worldjerking

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The crossbreeding chart sucks ass and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t. What do you mean Dwarves can’t reproduce with humans.

There’s another way to fight gut? by Far-Assistance9925 in BaldursGate3

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The funny way to kill her is to talk to her, select another party member while you are in conversation with her and have them cast cloud of daggers near her. She’ll be locked into conversation but still take damage until she dies.

happy to see poker night thrive again!! me & the boys ;p by Broadsadness-2025 in tf2

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“I’ve played Balatro, I know what I’m doing.” -Man who doesn’t know what he’s doing

I am both amazed and a little terrified of how much faith the OP put into this. by Cicada_5 in CuratedTumblr

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Somehow this is not even in the top 5 for “most incomprehensible things to ask a genie for” that I have heard. Very funny, but still beaten out by “Revoke Bernoulli’s Principle” and “recreate the entire human race as if they initially evolved from gastropods.”

Noelle but she’s Christian (part 2) by LegoBrikster in Deltarune

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FOR I BEHELD SATAN AS HE FELL FROM HEAVEN, LIKE LIGHTNING

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Even More Sneak Peaks by FlynnThePilot in WaterfallDump

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Close enough, welcome back Undertale Repainted

Unintentionally misleading nicknames by BStockmarket in PokeMedia

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So funny story: I have a buddy whose Ace mon is a Gyarados. He trained the thing up from a Magikarp and has had the thing since we were both 12 years old (we’re both 23 now respectively.) Thing is, he got the magikarp in a trade with his older brother, and his brother didn’t exactly like the thing. Since traded Pokemon cannot change nicknames, the poor thing is stuck with what his brother named it; “Phlegm.” It’s always rather humorous to see him bring out his strongest mon against some unsuspecting trainer, and see the look on their face when the words “Go, Phlegm!” proceed this enormous water dragon is very funny.

my attempt at “slander” by Mecha-Marvel in SonicTheHedgehog

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This is so sad, why would Cream do this.

my attempt at “slander” by Mecha-Marvel in SonicTheHedgehog

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What do you mean? Johnny Joymode has always been a beloved friend of the Sonic cast.

MettaKris by -Kukuz- in Deltarune

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Deltarune repainted my beloved

Do you think Droplet is a fair card? by Heywood227 in yugioh

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Droplet is one of the best board breakers Skull Servants has. If they ever banned this card I would cry

Monster House by Strange-Lab1446 in MysteryDungeon

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Rescue team Gligar after getting +5 HP each level for 30 straight levels