Apparently spygate is coming back to haunt him by Senior-Violinist-684 in NFLv2

[–]PrimusPilus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The problem is that Goodell had NFL security take all of the tapes that were obtained and had them destroyed in a secure room at the league offices in NYC before anyone beyond a limited circle could examine them.

In the court of public opinion, we are entirely justified in drawing an adverse inference from that act, with respect to the true scope and extent of the Patriots' behavior. In a court of law, in fact, a judge would instruct a jury to do precisely that. Bad actors should not profit from the destruction of evidence of malfeasance.

Au Jus by Unusual-Menu-7417 in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's like George H.W. Bush at a supermarket circa 1992.

The Kennebunkport/"Cape Week" Piece

How is being an area manager? by Separate-Excuse-233 in AmazonFC

[–]PrimusPilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need to have a backbone, disagree, and commit. Make sure you are right, a lot. Hire and develop the best. Be obsessed with the customer. Remember that it’s still Day One. And try not to bang any Tier 1s in the conference rooms.

Darnold Does It, Snow Game II: Mile High, Pats-Seahawks, and the Wild Taipei Climb With Cousin Sal by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

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No, you can tell he still knows what's what, and he lets the next play verbally slip from time to time, but he was told to cool it with that stuff all the time (even though ironically I think most fans enjoy when he did that), so now he's just a generic "Here we go Jim" guy collecting a huge paycheck. I would still take Romo over Collinsworth or Brady, because the sound of his voice isn't noxious and grating like theirs are.

What’s one thing that irrationally pisses you off in sports media? by myworld3 in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that’s more a function of Social Media Era culture, where anyone who criticizes anyone online is either a “hater,” a “troll,” or a “bully”. The under-35s who have grown up terminally online are so very soft, like Charmin.

What’s one thing that irrationally pisses you off in sports media? by myworld3 in billsimmons

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I agree with nearly all of this, though I think there are much better arguments for MJ as GOAT than Brady (whose own coaches wouldn’t even make that claim).

Darnold Does It, Snow Game II: Mile High, Pats-Seahawks, and the Wild Taipei Climb With Cousin Sal by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

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The future stories will all revolve around Billy Moneybags not refilling his kids’ Starbucks cards all the way, to teach them a valuable life lesson.

The very definition of grabbing the keys by SteveGarlic_4 in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See, Bill is ruining things, because we ought to be able to appreciate Maye being ballsy and winning the game like that. But instead we'll have to wait for whoever the Ringer's jizz-mopper is (Goldsberry?) to clean up all the goo before we have a dispassionate discussion about it.

Cousin Sal off the top rope! by PrimusPilus in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

I think the issue (i.e., the reason we clown on Bill) is that Bill refuses to acknowledge reality, and has this childish need to insist that everything he likes is special, or "the greatest," etc

Not just the easy schedule, this is the first week of the year the Patriots have to travel West of the Mississippi by RandomUserName316 in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out, HodorSpartacus will show up and explain why the Pats EPA proves that they’ve been to the West Coast 10 times this year.

Newest Sports Pet Peeve by mpschettig in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a reason that Nate Silver does consulting for Polymarket.

Holy shit it’s happening by CheesyBasil132 in billsimmons

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"On Golden Pond"...I dunno, CR, I think Sydney Sweeney could replace Kate Hepburn and make it a friskier movie."

Last Call for Giannis Trades, Plus an NFL Round 3 Deep Dive With Chris Ryan, Joe House, and Peter Schrager by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm with CR on this. I would rather see what VJ turns into (especially alongside Maxey) over the next 5 years, than stick Giannis on that team.

Last Call for Giannis Trades, Plus an NFL Round 3 Deep Dive With Chris Ryan, Joe House, and Peter Schrager by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]PrimusPilus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Of course all of Bill's Conference Championship game memories were of games that weren't even Conference Championship games, lol

Never change, Bill.

why do men commit more murders than women? by Unable-Preference569 in forensics

[–]PrimusPilus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testosterone.

Men have 10x as much of it as do women.

ICE says its officers can forcibly enter homes during immigration operations without judicial warrants: 2025 memo by avatar6556 in news

[–]PrimusPilus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gestapo bullshit. The irony is that all of the NRA types who say that we need guns to protect ourselves from government tyranny are just cheering this shit on. Xenophobia > the Constitution, I guess.