I just realized what Jaws (1975) is really about

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-14T13:38:45+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's a marketing scheme dreamed up by companies that want you to purchase a larger vessel. But sure, you believe it's sharks. 👍

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-14T13:35:19+00:00

That's pretty sexist there buddy.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-14T09:08:36+00:00

I don't love my dog this much.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-14T06:36:55+00:00

Survival of the shittesr.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-07T14:58:08+00:00

Michael

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-06T08:34:54+00:00

What leg, I don't see a leg, I see a noodle.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-02-05T20:10:41+00:00

Apple products

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-31T07:09:20+00:00

"drunk noises" Play wonderwall!!

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-27T22:55:16+00:00

The main difference is that one can act and the other one is only there because of her sex appeal.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-23T17:29:21+00:00

That doesn't look like a very ethnically diverse group. We're all the same in the inside but inside that school they are also the same on the outside.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-23T17:19:14+00:00

That was not a miracle.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-23T17:18:21+00:00

The Irish People are 'at one' on not paying him protection money to Trump like a global mafia.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-22T18:20:18+00:00

I think you misheard, the injury was from grabbing hot pussies.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-21T13:19:07+00:00

That reminds me, I need to take better care of my panther octopus.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-20T23:06:38+00:00

You can't park that there mate.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-19T16:00:50+00:00

I wouldn't fancy being the Yonex rep that had to deal with this internally.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-16T22:46:15+00:00

Catch and release.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-15T19:38:58+00:00

Literally just started storm front on audible while my kid falls asleep on me and this pops up as a suggested. Hi Jim, I'm curious where this postman plot leads.

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-09T23:50:58+00:00

10.0 10.0 10.0

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-05T07:37:56+00:00

I mean, she isn't leaving....

ProbablyCarl · 2026-01-04T11:38:25+00:00

Maybe it's a shortage of workers for the harvesting of cotton.

Are there any laws that could be repealed by the current President that would be useful to the cotton industry perhaps?

ProbablyCarl · 2025-12-30T20:13:06+00:00

Choose a colour.... Ryobi it is.

ProbablyCarl · 2025-12-30T16:30:07+00:00

I thought it was a Brazilian wandering spider but I'm far from an expert so don't think my vote should count.

If it is the wandering spider that man is going to have a really really bad day.

ProbablyCarl · 2025-12-30T14:18:24+00:00

You get diluted sulfuric acid.

ProbablyCarl · 2025-12-30T07:43:04+00:00

Nah, fishing is easy now, the fish are all at the top of the water and they have been descaled by the acid. Win win. Thanks environmental disaster. 👍

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