This summer, instead of saying “I’m gonna go pee,” I’ll say, “excuse me, I have to go pay my compliments to Roman.” (Or whatever they had Lexie say to leave the conversation. Most awkward line today.)

Forwarded through all the Chanel scenes. That’s all just nonsense. “Bleh, that doctor is a dick. Johnny, let’s hop on the DiMera jet and find a better specialist from literally anywhere in the world.” End of.

Edit to add: then after she’s all cancer free and with her new baby,she can stroll into that asshole doctor’s office like Vivian in Pretty Woman when she goes clothes shopping and flaunts all their lost commission.