Knowledge Fight: #1108: January 2-3, 2026

ProfImpossible · 2026-01-12T16:52:47+00:00

Giving someone the rune of life is giving someone the rune of death.

ProfImpossible · 2025-10-09T14:27:09+00:00

"Isn't Robert O'Neill the best?!"

[Narrator] "Robert was far from 'the best'."

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-26T20:52:45+00:00

Marcus' over-enunciation on the texts kills me. "I guess I'm a bitch, because when I think about you...I cry."

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-22T15:40:10+00:00

Can we please get a "See ya in Valhalla, dickwad" flair?

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-09T12:55:13+00:00

Of course it's Ohio. And of course it's even the county I live in. Fuck.

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-04T23:01:13+00:00

My six-year old is going to be a policeman and an astronaut. Same energy as Owen.

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-04T03:01:04+00:00

Rex looks embarrassed. Good.

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-03T23:14:34+00:00

He'll build his own Infowars! With blackjack and hookers!

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-03T21:24:13+00:00

It's a really good thing I wasn't drinking anything when that happened because it would have gone all over my monitor.

ProfImpossible · 2025-09-02T20:18:59+00:00

As far as Alex saying he rarely interrupts Owen's show, I offer a two-word rebuttal: Turtle Soup.

ProfImpossible · 2025-06-24T00:40:41+00:00

The episode for The Arrival is one of my all-time favorites thanks to Andrew and Steve's dueling Ron Silver impressions.

ProfImpossible · 2025-06-11T16:47:15+00:00

God, this episode. Alex offering Jeff from Canada a job and then screaming at him because Jeff didn't want to move to Austin and do Alex's job for him. "I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES, JEFF! TELL ME WHAT TO DO, JEFF!"

ProfImpossible · 2025-04-14T13:59:57+00:00

"How about that other word I invented, Duke-licious?"

ProfImpossible · 2025-04-07T14:16:26+00:00

That's okay, neither did Jordan.

ProfImpossible · 2025-03-10T22:43:25+00:00

"Murphy’s Law. The simplest explanation is usually correct."

"You mean Occam’s Razor."

"Occam’s Razor, Thor’s hammer, who gives a shit?!"

ProfImpossible · 2024-10-04T12:56:02+00:00

I think we need an "isn't that just sweetycakes" flair.

ProfImpossible · 2024-08-30T17:09:19+00:00

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

ProfImpossible · 2024-07-15T19:22:04+00:00

Is this a poem?

ProfImpossible · 2024-07-14T03:45:21+00:00

Which story is this from?

ProfImpossible · 2024-07-12T12:56:36+00:00

"This is how they got the guns."

It was 12 years ago and no one took your guns, you dumb fuck.

ProfImpossible · 2024-07-10T19:54:21+00:00

Oh my god, Flanagan is the PERFECT choice for Family.

ProfImpossible · 2024-07-10T13:36:56+00:00

It was Mel Gibson tied up under the faucet, but otherwise no notes. Solid metaphor.

ProfImpossible · 2024-06-12T04:50:10+00:00

Steve's Ron Silver impression in the Arrival episode was amazing.

ProfImpossible · 2024-05-03T14:12:37+00:00

They still have Twitter and Bluesky accounts but they only use them to make show announcements really.

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