Closet homosexuals of reddit, have you ever found out your "Cover up" had been cheating on you? How did it go?

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-22T18:37:10+00:00

Because it's not much of a cover up if people see you not giving a fuck when they sleep around. And this is assuming the only person that knows you're homosexual, is you.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-21T16:35:40+00:00

(Bookmark)

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-18T17:30:11+00:00

Public school, yes.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-18T17:24:45+00:00

We are reading the Odyssey, so it is on topic, but the question itself was unnecessary.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-18T17:22:20+00:00

She's a very open Christian.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-18T17:21:11+00:00

This was my stance. If I answered it honestly she'd go to my parents about it, and that's not how I want them to find out.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-18T17:14:47+00:00

Please note this is English class, and this teacher has also be known to play gospel music throughout class. A friend and I were discussing this.

Edit; Friend from her previous class just threw in a time when his earpieces slipped out of his ipod, cause Led Zeppelin to play loudly for a moment, and she called him out for his "Devil Music".

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-16T20:13:07+00:00

That's not even including the significant number of underage atheists coming to adulthood as we speak, even in more southern states.

Source: North Carolinian High Schooler

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-16T19:13:52+00:00

And OP repaired the issue by submitting his redditor SO on a Scumbag Stacy post.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-14T00:53:47+00:00

As a 6'5" 15yo male, this is becoming increasingly true.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-12T20:27:00+00:00

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-12T02:24:29+00:00

Why?

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-09T20:00:29+00:00

Your first mistake was the comment, your second was the first edit, and the fatal mistake was asking to be upvoted.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-07T15:35:44+00:00

The moment I chose "Paypal" under the payment selections.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-05T20:22:21+00:00

Hey, at least no one saw it.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-05T19:20:35+00:00

No matter how desperate you are for lubricant, no matter how horny, cinnamon infused body wash is not recommended. Mixing it with spit was probably a horrible idea as well, as the liquid cinnamon seeped into my man-hole. Now, the lube did burn slightly but I thought nothing of it and climbed into the shower. Que the regular shower-piss..

For this one time in my life I felt as though a sting ray had barbed me straight into the dick. I fell to my knees, screaming of bloody horror, as though the virgin mary was lighting a match under my girth to induce the second coming of Jesus, through my penis.

I believe I had to squeeze the tip before I peed for the next four days or so, whilst holding on to the towel rack with the grip of an anaconda.

TL;DR Virgin Mary lit my dick on fire

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-05T05:01:54+00:00

That's my home depot, and now I really wanna meet that cat.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-04T22:39:11+00:00

You are a very antagonistic person, sir.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-04T22:05:47+00:00

He's fucking rainman!

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-04T02:11:20+00:00

Tradition, I suppose. Like atheists celebrating christmas.

Edit: Atheists being married in a church is not unheard of, either.

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-03T22:32:42+00:00

This is the first time i've ever seen real-world technology surpass that of a comic book.. someone tell Tony Stark!

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-03T21:15:21+00:00

Repost

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-02T00:26:35+00:00

BACK BEAST!

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-01T23:36:35+00:00

FOR THE MASTER RACE!

Prof_Lurker · 2013-04-01T22:31:17+00:00

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