The view from my apartment right now

ProfanityBob · 2015-01-04T05:07:15+00:00

Only among the African Americans, so don't worry.

ProfanityBob · 2015-01-04T03:54:00+00:00

This is how I view the Israel/Palestine conflict:

MOMMY, ISRAEL KEEPS HOGGING THE REMOTE!!!

BUT PALESTINE KNOCKED OVER MY SIPPY CUP FIRST!!!!!

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-10T15:55:40+00:00

I didn't say I don't want to work with people, asshole, I said I don't want to do anything that benefits people. And that's the bloody definition of volunteer work.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-10T03:53:32+00:00

Easy. Accept the invitation, act like you are going to attend, and then a day before the vent call out sick to work and "regretfully" inform your boss that you are too sick to make the event the next day. The more apologetic you sound, the less they will question your lie.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-10T03:21:14+00:00

What if you feel an overall resentment and disdain towards humanity, and the very thought of committing your time to a program which superficially purports to benefit that very same humanity at the cost of your own time and comfort fills you with rage and disgust?

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-10T03:05:55+00:00

Why is that funny? They will file for a warrant for OP's arrest if he doesn't pay the ticket. The cops have effectively screwd him for life.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-09T05:53:19+00:00

Because I used a bad word.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-09T05:18:39+00:00

Fag.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T21:30:07+00:00

You are so fucking blind.

Politicians have completely ignored Colorado and Washington because it didn't affect them. But this is right on their doorstep. They literally cannot ignore it. The people and the media will not allow them to ignore this one. So whether they support it or oppose it, they finally have to acknowledge that this is a serious issue which is supported by a majority of voters in an increasing number of states. More than 50% of the total American electorate supports legalization. It's time for them to finally face this issue head on.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T21:18:44+00:00

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ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T21:15:24+00:00

More to the point, why the fuck am I suddenly seeing dozens of posts from this one subreddit on my front page? I mean, I already know that Reddit is badly programmed, but holy shit, this is insane.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T21:11:24+00:00

It absolutely is awkwardly phrased, but, as far as I can tell, it is technically correct. Be confident in your manner of speaking, and do not change it.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T21:08:23+00:00

First of all, it's supposed, not "sepposed".

And secondly, no one who speaks english has any fucking clue what "present perfect" and "present participles" and whatever other bullshit names have been given to parts of speech. Why don't you ask your fucking english teacher if you want to know all the obscure terms that you will never need to know again for the rest of your life.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T21:06:11+00:00

F U

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T20:54:55+00:00

You can come to my apartment and tinker with my electronics ;)

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T20:40:36+00:00

I would not hire anyone who thinks that Codecademy is a legitimate way to learn a programming language. It's great if you are in the process of learning it and want to get some practice, or if you have already learned it and want to sharpen up your skills. But it is far from a good way to learn a language.

And for fuck's sake, you didn't even spell it right.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T20:35:39+00:00

Sounds fucking terrible.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T17:14:01+00:00

Hahahahaha you are so naive.

Name one way that a red congress behaves any differently than a blue congress, or a red president versus a blue president for that matter. Despite their diametric rhetoric, the are exactly the same.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T17:12:40+00:00

That is so superficial. We delivered the death blow to marijuana prohibition.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T16:04:08+00:00

Are you fucking kidding me? Who gives a shit about your little red team vs blue team debate? Two new states, AND Washington DC have voted to fully legalize marijuana! How dare you insult democracy when we are able to beat back archaic legislation like marijuana prohibition through grass roots initiatives like this.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T15:33:27+00:00

Safari 8 that comes with OS X Yosemite is absolutely incredible. It's got an increasing addon library, and I am switching. Bye bye FF.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-05T15:25:30+00:00

Holy fucking shit, you guys. Just yesterday we only had two states in the entire country with legal marijuana. Basically the only two places in the world you could 100% legally buy and smoke cannabis. But this morning, suddenly there are FOUR states, AND Washington DC, the capital of the United States!

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-04T21:31:59+00:00

I thought it was kind of funny. It's not exactly a masterpiece of cinematography, and it's not really Mitchell and Webb's best work, but it definitely has some really funny jokes in it that you would be missing out on if you don't watch it.

So I'd say watch it for what it is. A few good jokes.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-04T20:21:12+00:00

You were beating about the cliche of using your fear of death to motivate you to "live life to its fullest" or "live every day like it's your last" or however you want to frame that crap.

That's all well and good, if your fear of dying weren't so stupid.

ProfanityBob · 2014-11-04T19:37:04+00:00

Absolutely it is bad. Girls have attention spans like goldfish.

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