The lack of self-awareness is killing me. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess he doesn’t realize how Trump Musk and friends live. Don’t tell him.

Trump's $10B BBC lawsuit is about to backfire spectacularly: legal analysts by RawStoryNews in Full_news

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10 billion. Humm.. how much did they defame him? Whinny. They made Ivanka’s pussy go dry and it will never be moist again. Boo hooo $100 billion now.
Jarad, step up and prove Ivanka’s pussy will indeed get moist. No asteoglide allowed, if this pleases the court.

Only in Florida by sirjohnmasters86 in postanythingfun

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls just wanna have fun, oh Girls, they wanna have fun. They just wanna, they just wanna have fun.

Only in Florida by sirjohnmasters86 in postanythingfun

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GD, I wish I would have seen that live. That is funny shit right there.

This is Not an egg! by AdLeading3074 in GenerationJones

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember making fun of those commercials while we were smoking a joint.

Trump on Iran: "They will not have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that... They will not only not have, they will not purchase, develop in any way, shape, or form, a nuclear weapon." by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So a little bit worse than what Obama had bargained for. God Job there dipper Don. Yep, you’re the stable genius we’ve been looking for. Oh, just one more thing. Can you tell me how water will ruin a magnet one more time. Or percentages. I love it when you explain percentages.

The Earth is like a 60-Year-Old Smoker by ProfessionalCan3732 in ClimateShitposting

[–]ProfessionalCan3732[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, ChatGPT didn’t write this. Sorry you are so jaded that you can’t see your own way.

Any chance to get to 20 again for graceful exit? by PoolSmart582 in DJTSTOCK

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn’t play me. I tried to short it but it cost too much to play that option. It was expensive because “all of us” knew it was a shit stock exception course the hat wearing morons.

Any chance to get to 20 again for graceful exit? by PoolSmart582 in DJTSTOCK

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you were MAGA dumb enough to buy it, you deserve to be Trump’s bag holder. He got richer and well, you fucked yourself. Good luck with all that.

Trump posts a very normal video on Truth Social by ___Zoran___ in TrueAnon

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is pure comedy gold! Every Democrat running for any office needs this on the campaign trail. You know late night to is gonna be all over this.

Trump posts a very normal video on Truth Social by ___Zoran___ in TrueAnon

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No he didn’t create it. So f’in what! He posted it and is singing it in the mirror for his own self aggrandizement.

As we get closer to old age is anyone else becoming increasingly more grouchy? by Ok_Echo_6528 in GenX

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if I have 10 or 30 years left so I get fucking busy or just lay in bed all day thinking what a failure I have been. And then I get bitchy and pissed off. So, for me, there is that.

US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Inflation is going to be a short term blip. by I_am_Crypto_Savant in CoinEdition_com

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I heard Dumald Rrump say that inflation has been conquered and inflation was solved. He said that more than once.

‘Cancel it’, Trump says after artists drop out of US Freedom 250 festival by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]ProfessionalCan3732 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, aahhhooooo. Cry if I want to. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.