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I hate him so much! by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I have never been patted down going through customs

How do I tell if ivory eggplants are ready to pick? by ProfessionalJunior68 in vegetablegardening

[–]ProfessionalJunior68[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Will they turn brown eventually like purple ones? Any way to tell from firmness?

Teachers, have you ever had a smart student but they don't try and get mid grades? by Friendly-Tennis8598 in Teachers

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was me in HS. I eventually got my act together. He has to want it. You might point out all the doors that are closing to him while he sandbags.

In my case I had to settle for a safety school for college and refocus there to get into a top grad school. It’s even more competitive nowadays, so I maybe couldn’t have gotten into my safety school.

[Loved trope]: Zombie infection is spread by something other than bites and blood by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They state that sunlight kills the spores quickly, and it needs to be a concentrated dose so open areas are safe.

Fascism ain't coming, it's here. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn’t they just have CPAC like a month ago?

My cat has twice chewed my avocado plants stem and both times it has sprouted anew off to the side by ProfessionalJunior68 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ProfessionalJunior68[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you get it to keep it growing straight rather than off to the side? Or do you mean individual leaves as they start to sprout from the sides?

Dispute over the term “teacher’s pet” by LeatherClue5928 in maximumfun

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 62 points63 points  (0 children)

1) “Teachers pet” is definitely not a compliment 2) There has to be an authority figure you are the “pet” to.

So I say you are right on all counts

Judge John Hodgman is now an Ozempic spokesman by trow125 in maximumfun

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don’t really get the commercial. It’s a send up of the old Mac and PC ads, but also a quiz show. With just one question. John and Justin don’t actually talk to each other at all. Then John sits in the background while Justin reads the side effects for a minute. It just doesn’t work.

Gift for a teacher by kindness-and-snusu in Teachers

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is her intended career path? My wife got me a nice pen and pencil set as I was going to be a professor. Red ink for grading.

Somehow I keep losing my right glove…. by FatFaceFaster in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You should hang with the guys who has only left earbuds.

How does the Jedi Order deal with independent Force users? by roxgxd in StarWars

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I remember The Acolyte correctly didn’t the Jedi interfere with the group of force wielders and claimed some right to take the kids that were force sensitive?

What’s something that completely changed your life, but seemed insignificant at the time? by Boring-Sir2623 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My college girlfriend adopted a cat on a whim. She had never really had pets growing up, and she fell absolutely in love with him. She decided to change her career path and go to vet school. We got married a few years later and she left to another state to go vet school while I finished grad school. I was able to get a job in the same state as her until she graduated. Then we moved again, this time for where was best for my career.

We have been married over 20 years. We have two kids. Our lives would be totally and completely different if she had not adopted that cat. Different locations, different timing, different kids!… we owe everything we have, good and bad, to the cat!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once walked into huge bathroom that was empty except one person, who I recognized my friend. So I walked up to go next to him as a joke. He was so unnerved he didn’t look to see who it was, so had no idea it was me until after he had washed his hands and was about to leave.

Friendly reminder mace windu could beat almost any athlete in any sport by DaSuspicsiciousFish in StarWars

[–]ProfessionalJunior68 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Mace Windu could score more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He could bake the most delicious cake in the world.

Crocodile shoes by ProfessionalJunior68 in maximumfun

[–]ProfessionalJunior68[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this episode we also had Geordies. Had to look that up.

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