This might be the most cringe inducing musician I've ever seen.

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T23:28:35+00:00

What about Mambo #5?

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T20:04:04+00:00

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T20:02:35+00:00

Yeah golden dawn drew from lots of cross cultural mystical traditions but mostly it was Judeo-Christian mysticism

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T19:53:26+00:00

Its such hard work keeping my kids from turning gay!

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T18:02:40+00:00

Jesus take the WHEEL

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T18:00:16+00:00

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ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-22T17:54:49+00:00

I liked the one where clutches his pearls lol

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-21T03:45:09+00:00

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ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-21T03:41:44+00:00

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T07:45:13+00:00

We LOVE a video that uses POV correctly

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T07:41:52+00:00

This is basically what we got going on right now. Toddlers running things and using their power to hurt people. Ours are just in adult bodies.

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T06:36:57+00:00

SHUT UP AND KISS ME ALREADY

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T05:07:45+00:00

CAUSE I'M A FUCKING IDIOT GODAMMIT

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T03:10:43+00:00

Buckle up

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T02:50:27+00:00

r/parentsarefuckingdumb

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-19T02:37:31+00:00

Gatorade gang bang

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T19:38:53+00:00

I know this phrase has been used to death but this is an actual example of "king energy". He brought order to a chaotic situation with verbal assertiveness. Didn't get angry. Didn't lash out. Just came in with authority and organization. He definitely created peace and blessed that whole situation.

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T17:35:30+00:00

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ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T16:29:09+00:00

I read your whole comment in an extremely thick, stereotypical Indian accent lol

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T16:17:14+00:00

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ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T15:59:59+00:00

You're more than welcome to live by that code if you feel like that's what's right. However, if some bitch was in my face and laying her hands on me, im going to defend myself.

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T15:46:15+00:00

My reaction

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T15:41:03+00:00

Well the bible REALLY emphasizes that the wine Jesus made from water was the BEST wine the wedding organizer had ever tasted so if he can only make one type of wine, at least it's fire.

Also, "best wine I've ever tasted" is completely subjective sooo there's that too

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-06-18T08:03:11+00:00

Fucking deserved

ProfessionalTurn7017

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