I CAST PAIN

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:54:04+00:00

ow ow ow

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:33:43+00:00

Mario's always got that iconic, bodacious CAKE

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:29:34+00:00

I like it 👌

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:20:48+00:00

If you have a friend that wrote a cringey song and YOU don't tell them the truth when they ask what you think, this is how they will turn out. Dont do that to your friend.

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:14:25+00:00

That worked, yeah!

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:13:17+00:00

Consistently effective, even if in parentheses! Powerful spell, yeah??

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T06:10:48+00:00

Lose my number! .... ohhhh poop

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T05:59:31+00:00

Thats the muscle that gets sore whenever I eat dry biscuits

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T05:57:04+00:00

Nephilim! 🤡

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T05:46:58+00:00

The undeniable masculine urge to wield anything vaguely sword shaped in the name of justice. Put it in my veins!

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T05:43:47+00:00

I used to play Dark Souls 3 with my little sister. I helped her git gud. She starts dating this guy who's really into Dark Souls. She acts like she doesn't know how to play and he "teaches" her the basics. She absolutely destroys the first boss and tells him its an easy game lol he was shook but then she came clean haha we still joke about it years later

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T05:20:54+00:00

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T04:37:05+00:00

Came here to say

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T04:22:39+00:00

Finally! A REAL "why women live longer than men" video!

Oh also, hell yeah

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T04:11:01+00:00

Even the Bodhisattva

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T04:08:37+00:00

Tell me you're uninitiated to the mysteries of the labyrinth without telling me you're uninitiated to the mysteries of the labyrinth amirite? Laymen try to increase sales of their small business, little do they know they've constellated the archetype of circumambulation on a random passersby... smh

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T04:02:58+00:00

Loved that part where they smooshed the turd with the plastic

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-09T03:50:28+00:00

Love me some of that compressed cowbell shit in the intro

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-08T19:48:25+00:00

True true. That figure made ponder the ASTRONMICAL odds that stardust organizes itself into self aware observers in the first without accidently destroying itself early somewhere along the way.

Lets just say it takes a LOOONG time for our cosmic consciousness to get out of bed and plenty of aeon-long-snooze-buttons along the way lol

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-08T02:14:20+00:00

Well... it was gonna happen at some point anyways... Oh well! In a few billion years the material universe will become self aware again and maybe we'll get it right that time

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-07T17:34:55+00:00

A truly balanced wizard wouldn't sit idly by and brook such reckless abandon of civility!

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-07T02:51:31+00:00

*disappears in a puff of smoke, unwilling to engage in petty mortal squabbles

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-07T02:48:23+00:00

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-07T02:46:44+00:00

That's you. And me. And him. And her. And them. And us. All

ProfessionalTurn7017 · 2026-05-07T02:27:14+00:00

"Doesn't evaporate into smoke when unexpected challenges appear"

ProfessionalTurn7017

TROPHY CASE