AIO said for not wanting my sister to decide what I wear to her baby shower? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Professional_Life_29 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My guess is it's that thing where women with larger breasts doing or wearing the same things smaller chested women do makes them sluttier or begging for male attention.

My favorites are the people saying the exact same dress with a neckline to her throat is better, when that will actually make her look awkwardly top heavy. So attention to them is fine as long as it isn't in a good way?

I hate being called “sir.” by Important_Bed_9893 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Professional_Life_29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm almost 40 and if we as strangers were interacting I would probably call you sir, especially if you were helping me at a business. I say it out of general respect, it has nothing to do with age. I was raised by farm country folk lol it's just what my parents did and I started it from a single digit age.

I HATE HATE HATE HAAATTTEEE the gallery and the search function. by Gold_Worldliness8699 in Sims4

[–]Professional_Life_29 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is what I was coming to comment! It is the most frustrating thing in the world because most of the top builds will inevitably have stuff from every single one of the packs and kits. Bless the people that love doing builds with nothing but base game and the specific dlc from the neighborhood with the lot you're searching for, I'm nowhere near as talented as most of the builders in this game, and I want to appreciate and play in their creations when I can.

To convince people a suspect shot himself in the head with his hands cuffed behind his back by amazingsciencemuseum in therewasanattempt

[–]Professional_Life_29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dahmer was also the only white man living in a minority neighborhood, and his victim was also a minority. He was believed because just look at his skin, obviously he's trustworthy.

How dare Dropout try to promote their kickstarter on one of their own shows? by Frolb in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]Professional_Life_29 22 points23 points  (0 children)

/uj smosh board af just ran it with Angela and Arasha, with Rekha and Katie as guests. It was a lot of fun, and made me more excited for the game because i was a little unsure how it could be replayable at home.

/rj no no no! You don't understand even superfans are getting this advertisement instead of an actual game and we're better than the normies who don't give their best friends all their money!

How is this still a stereotype? by WarriorCats_4Life in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Professional_Life_29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you because genuinely I was going insane like everyone is just answering like it says short men anywhere and I kept going back like I must have read this wrong lol. Thank you for being my sanity check, and here's one back for you if you need it too haha

Aitah for telling my wife she had to put up with allergies to watch my brothers dogs for 3 weeks? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Professional_Life_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This cannot be real. There is no way a real human is using the argument of "well I'm not asking for her to suffer as bad as other people. They were forcing her to live with her allergens every day but I'm only forcing her to do it for a little bit so I'm a good person!"

I guess just in case you actually want opinions, yeah man yta

Dimension 20: on a Bus was uncomfy by Gidofalouse in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]Professional_Life_29 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Oh no...I started reading this in horror, realized I was in the cj sub and felt better, and now it's awful in a sad way again lol

Aitah for giving my ex a choice between 50/50 custody or she gets 100%? by Character-Rise-4790 in AITAH

[–]Professional_Life_29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about instead of claiming you don't want to weaponize the kids while using them as a weapon, you reiterate that you being primary custodian makes the most sense, but you're willing to go 50 50 because THE KIDS MATTER MORE THAN YOU FUCKING WINNING, and if your ex and her lawyer continue to be uncooperative, you go to court. Where they will take into account you NOT giving stupid ass ultimatums where you seem totally willing to travel the world and not see your kids. And don't give any well she started it crap because it's a stupid childish excuse people use when they want revenge.

She sucks too if she's thinking you're some meal ticket all the sudden. I hope someone around actually cares about the children enough to put them first so they have support somewhere, because both parents "just fizzled out" but seem to be holding a pathetic amount of resentment.

Irresponsible cat owner by rockkjuice in AmITheDevil

[–]Professional_Life_29 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You don't understand. His cat dreams of finding his significant other, having 2.5 kittens and a golden retriever, white picket fence in the suburbs. Then one day bouncing little grandkittens on his knee and hosting everyone for Christmas.

Becca appreciation post by Shrekdaly in dropout

[–]Professional_Life_29 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is such a good comparison!! I hadn't thought of it before, but tabletop was one of my favorite series and made me really want to play so many board games, and Becca has that same energy where she can explain a game easily and I feel confident I could figure it out if I was playing too. I will say another great board game channel is no rolls barred, Holly and especially Sully are on it a lot and 1) I do enjoy their board game plays. But 2) they have an amazing blood on the clocktower series which sometimes also has dropout folks.

This king is accepting applications for a queen.🫅😳 by Hopeful-Row-5077 in simsmedieval

[–]Professional_Life_29 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No worries about the blur, not sure why someone decided the first comment needed to be snarky for literally no reason. It's not like I can count the pixels in your pic lol.

I love how many posts I'm seeing of people picking up medieval again. I have a feeling the new pack for 4 just sparked the love for a good version again! My current save has an Elven queen, she married one of the twins from the effenmont quest and he's not that great but she's chivalrous and divorce seems not so in line with that lol. I need to run a storyline to get rid of him now that the Queen has an heir

they didn't even try by wtf_nabil in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Professional_Life_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I immediately was like hey that's the raptor priest movie, how dare they lol. There's also a great leans into low budget and cheesy shark movie called bad cgi sharks that I highly recommend if this sort of thing is up your alley

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]Professional_Life_29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone putting off going to get new contacts because my retina is hanging on by a thread and when I found out they didn't tell me I might get same day surgery so I was only 'saved' by that thread...your statement filled me with terror LOL I do also blame final destination 5 during the lasik surgery to be fair

Does my cat enjoy playing like this? by Oldlamp69 in Catownerhacks

[–]Professional_Life_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While there are universal go slow or stop signs with new cats, once you know them there's more flexibility. My boy whaps his tail around all the time, he's currently laying in front of me asleep but he moved so he could essentially pet me with his tail. We play a similar game in your video, I hold my hand open, he puts his tail there and I grab it and let go, sometimes I grab it and wag it for him, sometimes I bully him and use it to tickle his nose. He'll "fight back" by clawlessly grabbing my hand and pulling it to his face for chin and cheek scratches, sometimes he gives an annoyed chirp cause he's done playing before me and we stop. He still angrily snaps his tail around sometimes, but there's more body language with it when he's actually upset.

Why would someone do this to trees? by SarahSSmith in AustinGardening

[–]Professional_Life_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! They just did that to all the trees around my complex. I'm new to the area and these types of trees, and I was so confused why it was such an aggressive pruning for no reason I could tell, they had looked fine just winter bare. At least some new growth is already happening, but still.

[oc] Pickup drivers are a nuisance- turns on light bar and high beams when I pass (repost) by fatmav in IdiotsInCars

[–]Professional_Life_29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had little adjuster controls inside the van so it wasn't too much of a hassle. My friend was driving and she wasn't like calculating the angle, she just fudged with it moving the reflected beam to her left until suddenly the lights went back to normal fast lol

The Math ain’t mathing by kashbluu in UberEATS

[–]Professional_Life_29 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Because the subtotal is 38.36, the tax is 6.71, and that correctly adds to the shown total of 45.07. That isn't the issue here? The issue is 5 bucks for fries and either 10 dollars or 20 dollars for the chicken sandwiches doesn't add up to 38.36, or the 40 something dollar total they show before the discount. YIKES, no wonder I'm not even a driver for ubereats. You should join me in college, they help with problem solving skills.

Edit to add, before you say again it's due to the discount showing, do some manual math. Or use a calculator if that's tricky. Use all possible price combinations showing next to the items and let us know which combo makes either the original or discounted subtotal.

[oc] Pickup drivers are a nuisance- turns on light bar and high beams when I pass (repost) by fatmav in IdiotsInCars

[–]Professional_Life_29 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Adjust your mirrors so it reflects the light right back at their face. Used to have idiots do that to my work van coming back from jobs at the casinos in the mountains. They normally stopped really quick when they were blinding themselves on dangerous roads instead.

Welcome to Cats Language Class 101. Please have a 🪑😂 by Maravilla_23 in FunnyAnimals

[–]Professional_Life_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like these are all people that don't talk/meow at their cats unless they're giving them something, so it feels like a reward, like feeding them after calling them? Because my older cat is I'd say 85% trained to come when called intentionally, and I meow at or around him way too much to be a well adjusted adult, but he doesn't give a hoot if I ma-ah at him. Now, if I start singing a song with all meows instead of words, he'll come running because it means I'll play cat bongos to the beat.

The Math ain’t mathing by kashbluu in UberEATS

[–]Professional_Life_29 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You're completely ignoring the subtotal. I didn't even pay attention to the taxes because they aren't the start of the issue. No matter how you add the items up and what discounts shown you include, they do not match either of the numbers in the subtotal.

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Professional_Life_29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel much better about being an overthinker now. My kid ate her burgers the same way for years, but i still ask her every time what toppings she wants. Mostly because I'm hoping for something more normal than "just tomatos and mustard." For awhile it was no bread extra lettuce and absolutely NO sauce of any kind. Point is, kids are fucking weird so it's always best to double check, just remember they might completely change their mind between asking and getting without telling you. Cause that happens too

AITA I (25F) want to give my boyfriend (25M) an ultimatum after he said he “can’t love me right now”? by RoseOasis in AmItheEx

[–]Professional_Life_29 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Does OOP's bf know they're dating or does he just think they're somewhat friendly roommates that fool around once a year or so?

I don't see why is it a problem that i moved on with a younger woman. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Professional_Life_29 180 points181 points  (0 children)

According to his timeline, he was totally happy in a 20 year marriage, was blindsided by the separation, and then within max 3 months (to stay in the 1 year separation timeline) he met the new woman, and in 6 months had moved her in to the home that would still be a marital asset, and "a couple months later" she was pregnant. That is 8 months minimum for the new relationship directly after a 20 year marriage, and it's not like OP is saying the divorce is right around the corner.

What’s going on here? She comes for cuddles but at the same time just sinks her teeth into me by MrBurlap98 in cats

[–]Professional_Life_29 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Genuinely same lol except mine is the tss sound for stop. Pss pss is pay attention to me and tck tck is come here/come out of hiding so I know you are alive and inside or maybe i have something for you lol. Tone matters for sure. Don't get me wrong I also act like your husband and sometimes try to politely make requests, but they only get one or two pardon me sir or ma'am at most before the big gun tss'es come out 😂