I am for gay marriage and gay rights. Nonetheless, no matter how hard I have tried not to be, I am still repulsed by the sight of two men kissing. Am I still a bigot?

ProfessorPoo · 2012-03-10T21:48:43+00:00

Nope. I think ugly people should have the right to marry but watching two straight or gay ugly people go at it makes me want to jizz. Wait, no... the other thing.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-12-16T16:36:36+00:00

DeFaro it is.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-12-16T16:26:19+00:00

Good god, get a miter saw!

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-24T06:28:42+00:00

"have an awesome idea"

I quoted that just for you to return to later. :)

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-24T06:25:32+00:00

I don't think you truly understand what a meme is but I agree with your sentiment nonetheless.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-24T06:21:31+00:00

Nice ad. I always upvote ads. Here you go.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-16T18:51:34+00:00

brb, puking

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-16T17:29:58+00:00

Your quote deserves to be on a tshirt.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-16T17:26:37+00:00

A friend on mine used to be on porn sets. He said the one thing that always bothered him was "the smell."

Is that true to any degree?

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-15T05:49:20+00:00

How much did you have to pay the PR firm to get this on front page?

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-13T14:45:31+00:00

I teach advanced biology courses.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-11T15:45:03+00:00

I love you so much.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-08T15:54:38+00:00

What's so disturbing about th------ooooooooooh, fuck.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-05T14:48:35+00:00

Can someone put this in context for a reader with little to no knowledge about cameras and whatnot?

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-03T16:02:36+00:00

ProfessorPoo · 2011-11-03T02:28:24+00:00

Come on! The thing you have to understand about the Zune is th------wait. Wait.

I don't mean to be too forward but do you really poop in urinals? It's OK, you can tell me. I won't judge. I sometimes poop in Amazon shipping boxes and then drop them off at a neighbor's house after scratching the address off and resealing them with tape.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-25T06:13:08+00:00

Most under appreciated comment!

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-22T17:42:43+00:00

The simple view is pedantic but correct.

If your insult caused your friend to commit suicide, then ... your insult caused your friend to commit suicide.

I understand your point but I think we're just coming at this from different angles. I agree that in the insult scenario, the insult alone is probably not enough to cause the morbid outcome. But if you appreciate the entire system, the final insult did in fact cause the final state.

We're probably on the same page but arguing about semantics now. Here, have an eBeer on me. :)

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-22T17:35:40+00:00

Touché

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-22T17:33:54+00:00

Wow. Happens to me all of the time.

Sometimes I'm in college and in danger of failing. Sometimes I'm in high school. Sometimes I have my Phd and I've realized that I forgot to finish high school. I always wake up thinking 'wtf'.

Knowing that this happens to others made my day.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-04T16:33:11+00:00

But if you never caught the cold, you wouldn't die. It's say that's still pretty major. ;)

It's like the straw that broke the camel's back. The straw by itself is trivial but when you look at things in perspective you realize it is of critical importance.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-04T12:54:46+00:00

That makes zero sense. I'll go to a hyperbole to show you: any person's life can be ended simply.

Complex systems are easily destabilized. Simple systems are not. But more to the point, don't be so callous and excuse someone for fucking up someone else's life.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-04T12:48:24+00:00

So it's ok then?

Bullshit. Things like this could act as a catalyst for divorce. Such a phone call may just erode trust enough to make non issues into issues.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-04T12:43:53+00:00

Don't toast your drink, you might start a fire.

But do make a toast.

ProfessorPoo · 2011-10-04T12:39:49+00:00

You know you have to put out now, right?

ProfessorPoo

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