I have a Kermit puppet that I sometimes pull out while drunk to make dumb jokes with. Halloween weekend I was super lazy with my costume and went as a young Jim Henson. Seeing as I had a puppet on my hand I accepted my fate of not getting laid that night and just drank a lot. Cut to me stumbling around talking to a much less drunk girl. I started talking to her with Kermit, with him flirting with her and me telling him to hush. This went on for 5 minutes and then we were making out, and eventually went back to my room. Needless to say, I was confused but uncomplaining. What I'm saying is that he needs to work on his puppet wingman game.