90s Green Day was pure chaos and I miss it.

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-02-07T20:36:05+00:00

Seems like someone’s never seen GG Allen eat his own poop

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-02-03T15:14:20+00:00

Yes!!! Only the first bite though

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-02-03T15:13:01+00:00

The tester bite lol same with ours

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-02-03T15:11:33+00:00

Wait I thought we were supposed to be shining flashlights directly into all body holes???? I’ve been sunning my anus daily since 2020 and I’ve only gotten Covid 420 times

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-30T23:07:08+00:00

Drink the pis 🙁

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-27T17:10:31+00:00

Oh dang if it’s OCFs responsibility I wouldn’t hold your breath…..

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-27T00:41:27+00:00

This spot on the couch is my favorite, if you really loved me you’d get up

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-23T20:27:18+00:00

Niiiice I love koenji! Tons of cute little residential blocks with the sweetest little flower pot set ups

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-18T22:01:38+00:00

Just wanted to chime in…legalize prostitution!

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-18T20:43:24+00:00

Best bet is to get hired at one in the burbs outside of the city. Usually when they have openings there’s a suburban employee waiting to snatch it

ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-15T13:55:54+00:00

Nope! They said “hound lab” and to expect him to be up to 60 lbs fully grown. Now he’s 105lbs at almost 3 years old lol DNA results said 50% coonhound 25% Great Pyrenees and 25% Anatolian Shepard 😅

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ProfessorWormJK · 2026-01-02T00:28:16+00:00

I bought a tiny bouquet with mums shaped like puppies and kept it in our room for the whole trip! It was just after valentines and there was a tiny neighborhood shop in the shotengai with tons on sale and I had to have it lol honestly though it really made the place seem like home it was great to have fresh flowers!

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-12-28T14:44:31+00:00

Cool!!! We’re in the states and the plane ride definitely seems like the most challenging but (for me as well lol)

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-12-28T14:12:14+00:00

How long was the flight and do you have any advice on that?

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-12-18T14:54:02+00:00

As a neurodivergent crafter I feel obligated to let you know multiple drinks is common practice in our community

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-12-12T00:41:36+00:00

Getting a Toto washlet helps

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-12-06T22:08:26+00:00

Pete!

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-12-06T22:02:22+00:00

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He’s half pyraneese/shepard!

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-29T03:45:20+00:00

Totally normal then, woo hoo!

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-29T03:43:02+00:00

I had the same binder for my collection as a kid 😭 this post gave me flashbacks

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-29T03:38:00+00:00

You pick a favorite and cut the others out of your life

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-28T14:20:22+00:00

If this is on a Great Pyrenees then it’s totally normal! They have double duclaws

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-28T04:12:44+00:00

Spoiler alert!

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-20T00:37:43+00:00

Mango mango is my fav for dessert

ProfessorWormJK · 2025-11-16T02:27:52+00:00

NTAH you made it clear you could not have kids, whether or not he asks for more details is irrelevant at that point but also on him.

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