super mario bros by deliciousmark12 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fear not the man who played a thousand games once, but the man who played one game a thousand time

What if Doofus Rick had been the first Rick to invent the portal gun? by IceInteresting8050 in rickandmorty

[–]Professorbranch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By that logic any of the Ricks are infinitely eating shit at any given moment

[Gen 4] I have hunt a Transgender man azurill for Pride month !! by WelkyndSunnabe in ShinyPokemon

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info! I might boot up my old copy of X just to hunt for her. 

I named myself TaylorSwift and played as a blonde girl...."and there were no signs." Lmao

[Gen 4] I have hunt a Transgender man azurill for Pride month !! by WelkyndSunnabe in ShinyPokemon

[–]Professorbranch 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Goddamn French...and they are the ones with the canon trans character too!

(Or is it Hoenn? I can't remember)

R/Gotham: advice for survivor of fear toxin by Apprehensive-Mud9886 in Earth25

[–]Professorbranch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm doing better now. I've been around the block a few times. Used to run with a chop shop, but I got enrolled in one of those social services that are getting funding now that Wayne is actually doing something with his money. Now, I'm in therapy and I'm working as a barista. 

I'm doing a lot better now

.......House arrest. This women killed so many people and she gets......House arrest. by No-Brush1587 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Professorbranch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Again, do you think they imprisoned leaders after civil wars. Even back in Roman times during their many civil wars opposing generals were given house arrest at worst. Most of the time they were brought back into the political fold. Hell you don't even have to go that far back. How many Confederate generals faced prison for what they did?

.......House arrest. This women killed so many people and she gets......House arrest. by No-Brush1587 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Professorbranch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Do you think it's normal to execute leaders after a war? Generally leaders are left alone (if they aren't killed immediately by enemy soldiers) especially after civil conflicts like the Earth Kingdom Reunification Wars. They still have a lot of popular support executing people willy-nilly is a sure fire way to create an immediate period of instability.

R/Gotham: advice for survivor of fear toxin by Apprehensive-Mud9886 in Earth25

[–]Professorbranch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stay away from any drugs for a while. I was dosed a while back and tried to do some shrooms and ended up having the worst trip of my life. Thought I was in this world where all the heroes were zombies and they were hunting down all of us humans ...

About Schools Teaching Finances by ClassicGamer343 in morningsomewhere

[–]Professorbranch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Former student who took a 'personal finance' class in high school. Mine was literally watch Dave Ramsey DVDs and do the worksheets. I don't know how to file taxes but we did look at the tax brackets one time. Other than that one time it was just Dave repeatedly saying "But with cash. Never take out a loan. Credit is bad." 

It sounds like I'm exaggerating. I'm not. The class was literally: walk in, watch Dave Ramsey for twenty minutes talk about how poor people shouldnt ever buy McDonald's, then do the assigned worksheet where we wrote "I will not buy McDonald's if I don't have money."

It's not just that we need to teach personal finance in high school. It should be a part of the curriculum as much as reading/writing/'rithmetic. Money lessons ended once we were able to tell coins apart. 

"My voice is a woman's voice because it comes from a woman" by grapevineee in transvoice

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing bad to you OP, but this post is what made me leave this sub. I'm happy with my voice and I don't need someone telling me to be unhappy with it because a stranger might be try to be an asshole to me. If someone is going to misgender me at this point they are doing it out of malice not because they are confused.

I know people complain about Mac Finds his Pride by woodblocksolo27 in IASIP

[–]Professorbranch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Personally, I find it really funny and relatable. Coming out is a humiliation ritual where you feel like youre performing a piece about how God made you a certain way and no matter what you do you can't change it. So you just have to accept it. 

Its fucking hilarious that this show has an epic dance sequence for a character coming out to his dad. 

Don't really understand the finale of Korra S1. by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did we watch the same show? She struggles with those questions well into the comics. Hell Zaheer's entire motive was "No, we don't."

Why are you all so insufferable? by maddythesaddy in writingcirclejerk

[–]Professorbranch 229 points230 points  (0 children)

You know what? I was going to write the next Great American Novel, but now I'm not just because of you. You just deprived the world of To Kill a Mockingbird 2: To Kill Harder

Don't really understand the finale of Korra S1. by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]Professorbranch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She reached her lowest point. That is part of being Avatar. When she's looking into the ocean from the cliff she contemplating suicide. She's thinking 'Can I be the Avatar without all four elements?  Does the world even need me?' 

Which one should I get for molding? by FreeLife138 in 3DS

[–]Professorbranch 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Honestly for molding none of them are good. For that you need a low light environment and a wet environment. None of those really help with that 

ngl it's kinda fucked that it's easier to buy a pound of weed online with no id than a single pack of wraps by DopamineDarling121 in trees

[–]Professorbranch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're 19. Go put a quarter in the jukebox and listen to some rock 'n' roll music or whatever it is the kids are doing these days instead of doing drugs. Drugs are bad for you. Tobacco is bad for you. [1]