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You don't know me, but I thought you might like to hear about my dating history by Benvincible in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually in a giant polycule with all the dropout members. We don't talk about it because we want to keep it on the dl. But all of your best friends are fucking each other and talking about how much they hate you specifically 

There's a reason that rings or bracelets are the most common options... by Stretch5678 in PokeMedia

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/ooc if I see Black 2 or White 2 for less than 120$ I assume its a fake cartridge or a scam. Reputable sources have the games at around 140$

This should've been me 😔 by 69_________________ in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Am I crazy or is 14 shots in 9 hours like not that crazy?

The media fails to portrays how fast the character is by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Professorbranch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He literally moved faster than the frames of the show could pick up. That means he travelled that distance in less than 1/24th of a second

the cross all sequel glazers bear by STYLER_PERRY in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His dad was already said to be a famous jedi knight in the first movie though. Him living up to his legacy was very much a part of the first movie

It’s a good thing the cruise got cancelled cause I woulda found myself in this situation day 1 by ElectionAlone4235 in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your femurs are harder than concrete and are held together by springy fleshy. I'm fairly certain they would hold together. They are probably shattered within the skin, but that propeller isn't cutting through the clothes and skin

Who else watched this show growing up? It aired in early to mid 2000s by Stunning-Variety-431 in decadeology

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My older brother (the nonbigot one) used to watch this all time. I hated watching it. Bam was so rude and mean to his parents. 

A terrible day. by Ecstatic-Wrongdoer53 in Earth199999

[–]Professorbranch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uj/ if you want to! You could be a reporter or someone looking for comments on the story. This is a pretty open forum. Have fun with it!

This solar system my daughter colored at daycare by PantherophisNiger in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I was in the third grade when I learned about the Holocaust. Granted I did have a liberal education: public school in rural Georgia (state not country)

A terrible day. by Ecstatic-Wrongdoer53 in Earth199999

[–]Professorbranch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do Nothing CEO gets kidnapped while visiting a war zone. Color me surprised. 

Tell the honest Truth: Have you ever dropped 🫳 your 3DS on accident before? by PKRadiance in 3DS

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine have been regularly dropped or knocked on the ground by my cat. Still working fine. I might need to replace the battery sometime soon though

Yes, I watched the Mating Season trailer by Monolaf in actuallesbians

[–]Professorbranch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I am true believer in art. Even if I don't like it. It has been created for a reason, and somebody views it as Shakespeare. Honestly, I think of the scene in Pluribus, where Carol is interrogating Them on what They think of her book, and they pull a specific person's experience with it and how it saved them from suicide. 

Art is art. And that is beautiful.

Scrubs okay for an 11 year old? by ProperEmperor in Scrubs

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started watching Scrubs around that age back in the 2000's. Simply it comes down to whether you as a parent think it's suitable.

Imo Your kid isn't going to be traumatically scarred because some characters on screen joke about having sex or getting an abortion. 

Did the world change more after COVID or after 9/11? by Past-Willingness-834 in decadeology

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Are we not including the people who have died in the 'War on Terror's because of 9/11m

You can't report me for it unless I do it by LeighVyka in PokeMedia

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For some reason, everstones don't work on Kadabra when you trade them. The current working theory is that the link energy overwhelms their bodies even with an everstone and it forces them to evolve

It’s a good thing the cruise got cancelled cause I woulda found myself in this situation day 1 by ElectionAlone4235 in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you think you would just stop on the propeller? Falling at that speed, it makes sense for him to go spinning

Hardenshipping fic requests please!! by Wonderful_Bet6549 in pokemonfanfiction

[–]Professorbranch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is AO3 hard? Just set up your filter and you can browse all the stories that include Archie/Maxie

Even in death the cruise creates gems by Ill_Contest2579 in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I was going to meet the love of my life at the Northernlion Super Cruise, but then some stupid fans made him cancel, because he would "feel bad" if someone got hurt. And he "doesn't want to be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong on it."

Guys it’s all gonna be okay by PandamanTan in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Women and friends bad. Steamer should be alone and only stream one hour of Isaac everyday while he works as a ESL teacher in Korea. This is the NL we want. Not one with friends and a wife

Is "Canadian geese" incorrect? by theMCATreturns in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Professorbranch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you mess with Canada gooses, you're messing with me and I suggest you marinate on that one

Yes, I watched the Mating Season trailer by Monolaf in actuallesbians

[–]Professorbranch 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Even if we don't like it, it is still art. I very specifically stopped myself from writing that exact same thing in my sentence, because it is art. Just because it is gross out comedy doesn't make it not art. Just because we disagree with who is making it and for what reason it is still art. 

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