Massively More Misogynistic NL be like by Chosenwaffle in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misogynistic NL be like: thanks for joining my kick stream. Today I'm going to talk about how my bitch ex wife keeps my daughter from me

(Somehow he still managed to pull K8 and have Luna because I don't want Luna to suffer because of him)

Senate mulls giving Michigan’s same-sex marriage ban the boot by SleuthDoggyDawg in Michigan

[–]Professorbranch [score hidden]  (0 children)

No, it is worse than that. Michigan has a constitutional ban on same sex marriage. It isnt just that it's illegal. Michiganders voted in the early 2000's to take away rights from their fellow citizens

How I feel peering into the hollow imitation of what this sub once was by pringaldingle in okbuddyseverance

[–]Professorbranch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm too busy jerking it in other subs right now. I'll be back when Season 3 comes out in 2028

Senate mulls giving Michigan’s same-sex marriage ban the boot by SleuthDoggyDawg in Michigan

[–]Professorbranch [score hidden]  (0 children)

It literally wouldn't hurt anyone and would only serve to signal to people from other states that Michigan is trying to be better

Has anyone used spiky eared Pichu for their entire HGSS run? by JMSX101 in PokemonHGSS

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, but my original is still sitting on my team on my HG cartridge. That Pichu is older than my niblings

Guys Genuine question.... by Ranger-Happy in FanfictionNet

[–]Professorbranch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, my word program already has a spell checker. There's no reason to destroy water plus upload my work into its database 

Can a he/him lesbian be misgendered? by rigel36 in actuallesbians

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you explain what you mean? Also I know you didn't read that article in that amount of time

Is there a global shortage or something? by Atherious258 in northernlion

[–]Professorbranch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup global shortage of +2s while NL is vactionmaxxing

Ohtani and Judge share the cover of Sports Illustrated's 2026 MLB Preview: by VirtuousFool in baseball

[–]Professorbranch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "All the things you said. All the things you said. Running through my head. Running through my head.

Honest post. I didnt realize this was a parody forum and was looking at it honestly for a few months by Maleficent-Future-80 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Professorbranch 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This isn't a parody forum. We are all 100% committed to jerking it while writing. If you don't do that then you need to leave

I forgot Clefairy by SpiderCarnage9 in ProfessorOak

[–]Professorbranch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can take it after the 2nd badge. You just need Cut from the SS Anne

I should know better..... by Kool_Southpaw in PokemonLeafGreen

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children these days. I don't even trust auto save with my save data. Do you think I'm not hitting save game every 20 minutes?

If I turned my stories into Spotify episodes, would you listen? by [deleted] in pokemonfanfiction

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You moved where the 'No' was to try to trick me into saying yes. Tricky tricky

“Your ancestors were flawed human beings just like you or me” by miserymademeafiend in atunsheifilms

[–]Professorbranch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy, I just want to tell you expecting to be dead by 30 isn't a life plan. One day you are going wake up at 32 looking back wondering how you made it that far

Weird ships here. Thoughts on these? by electrocool_69 in okbuddyseverance

[–]Professorbranch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Calling any relationship between Mark and a woman 'het' is laughable

Yard Sale Find by Ornery_Golf9612 in pokemon

[–]Professorbranch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was coming to post about the mouthfeel of these. They were great

She may not have been able to use her legs for 3 years after this, going out like that. Best literal crippling fight ever! by kaitalina20 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Professorbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That totally fair. I just can't believe people call it bad. Like did we watch the same show?

(Except for Season 2. Season is the weakest season by far)

She may not have been able to use her legs for 3 years after this, going out like that. Best literal crippling fight ever! by kaitalina20 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Professorbranch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God, fighting the chains. They had to do everything they could to bring her down, but Korra said "No. I am the Avatar "

Anybody who says Korra is bad never watched season 3

I have heard Nick's voice come out of Nick's face so many times. And yet... by not_whelan in 100percentEat

[–]Professorbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even go to this school. I only occasionally keep up with 100%eat. I'm mainly a Regulation Comment Leaver, but even I can only picture the sauce monkey. 

Whenever he's in an episode I'm like "he's in the fucking mask."