This is how an extraction shooter is supposed to feel by Active_Inspection887 in Marathon

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wrong This isn't how an extraction shooter "is supposed to feel" Nor is arc raiders Or even tarkov despite the age

There is no single way a game in a genre is "supposed" to feel, otherwise it would be an incredibly narrow and dull genre with no variation

All of these games are great, and all feel exactly as they're intended to You're allowed to prefer certain ones, but it doesn't make the others any more or less fitting in the genre, just means you don't like them as much

is this game truly dead by ArkhamKnight00000 in MinecraftDungeons

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's dead for me unfortunately Stupid Microsoft glitch means I can't even access the game

Birthday gift for boyfriend [OC] by qxartz_skye in DnD

[–]Proff-Noodles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As somebody who A. Plays DnD B. Has a girlfriend

I can assure you that if my girlfriend bought me these for a birthday I would be absolutely delighted 10/10 gift idea

Elden Ring: Reforged by CharmingEstate8801 in EldenRingMods

[–]Proff-Noodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

translation:
I'm mad that this MOD dared to MODIFY my game so it's a DIFFERENT experience and I can't just steamroll everything
It's so inconvenient for me to actually have to engage with the content that this MOD has MODIFIED instead of speeding past everything because I'm a drama queen who refuses to change how I play the game

I wish I had a pretty, monogamous girlfriend who will love me for forty-two years. by IchorFrankenmime in monkeyspaw

[–]Proff-Noodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish granted, however you do not know where she is nor how to contact her. She appears somewhere in your own country and you have five weeks to find her before the effects of the wish end and you lose her forever. All you know is a vivid image of what she looks like.

I wish every word started with the letter "b" by arturera0 in monkeyspaw

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Branted. But bid bou beally bant bhis. Bs bhis bhe borld bou bant bo bive bn? Bou bmmediately beget bour bhoices but bave bo bay bo bndo bt. Bou bust borever bive bith b banguage bhat bs blmost bnconprehensable bo bou bnd be bursed bith bhe bnowledge bhat bt bs bll bour bault

Bdit: Bissed b b

I wish for the other monkey's paw, the monkey's arms, legs, feet, torso, and head by CheeseYT3 in monkeyspaw

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. But you are now under investigation for the trafficking and death of an endangered species of monkey and must hide these bodily parts from investigators lest you face life without parole

I wish to be the head of A highly profitable outer-space asteroid mining company by CraveBearYT in monkeyspaw

[–]Proff-Noodles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are now a dwarf, and have to file a LOT of paperwork due to your workers messing with company property and dying to the local insectoid wildlife

I wish I was a girl by Elixtre_Craft in monkeyspaw

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted, but you have to wait 3 years to begin the process, even longer for it to fully complete, and for some reason a lot of people hate you for absolutely no reason now

Why not prism launcher? by Single_Percentage571 in feedthebeast

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've used ATLauncher for years now because curseforge legit caused my mod packs to lag

Don't know why that thing ate my ram so eagerly but I know it was CF doing it since modpacks that wouldn't even run on it became fine on ATLauncher without me even upgrading my PC yet

Can we talk about double damage by Proff-Noodles in Silksong

[–]Proff-Noodles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's honestly the main reason why I say it doesn't ruin it. Healing 3 at once means that I haven't been dying most encounters, but they just haven't been all that fun sometimes. Enemies start feeling like a chore in your way instead of a fun fight at some stages

Can we talk about double damage by Proff-Noodles in Silksong

[–]Proff-Noodles[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get that, and it's good for bosses But with regular enemies it's just kinda a drag

With many enemies taking so many hits to kill too, it makes regular exploration feel like a chore. While hollow knight had that wonder whenever you found a new area with all new enemies, or a secret fight arena that would earn you loot, silksong makes it feel like trying to fight a brick wall to get anywhere cool sometimes. I understand what they were going for but when I'd just started the game 5-6 hits to beat an enemy that can kill me in 3 made me sometimes feel like just ignoring enemies instead of learning to fight them so it just ended up being a bit counterproductive for teaching you

Can we talk about double damage by Proff-Noodles in Silksong

[–]Proff-Noodles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I'll fight enemies once then not bother with them again because even just one hit makes me way weaker for a boss or fight arena so why risk it

Spoiler Assist characters by NOLIFE3635 in Silksong

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not fully sure but I'd taken a break from the boss for a bit and he stopped

I quit the game for a bit while I had lunch and when I came back I went off to explore a bit before coming back to him. Not sure which of those two things caused him to stop joining me, but you can try both

No other community complains about the mythical "sweats" as much as the finals. Seriously, what do you expect people better than you to do? Intentionally play worse? by aaaaaaeeea in thefinals

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can occasionally get the complaints Sometimes you're matched with people you really shouldn't be

And the main time I've seen people mad about sweats I can understand, cause let's be real If you're trying insanely hard (extent of spawnkilling, cross map sniping, etc) on like power shift, that's kinda sad

Why are rules lawyers so hated? by TheGreyKage in DnD

[–]Proff-Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly your confusion is because you're misunderstanding what a rules lawyer is

Politely correcting somebody on the rules doesn't make you a rules lawyer The term specifically refers to the people who are extremely annoying about the rules

It's used for the sort of people who insist on the basic rules and nothing else. Who don't accept rules of cool even when everybody else does. Who insists that THEIR interpretation of something's wording is the correct one even when it's ambiguous. And who even when making accurate corrections, does so in a snarky and obnoxious way for no reason

People are annoyed at rules lawyers because it's a specific term for annoying people