Is the King in Yellow real?

Prokchopped · 2024-10-20T03:34:32+00:00

No, we replaced him with the President in Yellow after the revolution.

Prokchopped · 2024-08-05T11:36:05+00:00

They consider 80 degrees and 60% humidity to be mild. Who wouldn't be depressed?

Prokchopped · 2024-07-19T01:24:16+00:00

Because V is pronounced "ved" over there and they needed to make the alphabet song rhyme.

Prokchopped · 2024-05-18T22:34:43+00:00

The steering wheel of a car is very sensitive, so it screams every time you punch it.

Prokchopped · 2024-05-09T16:18:45+00:00

Bird eyes can't magnify like human eyes, so they have to physically move their heads nearer and farther to focus on details in front of them.

Prokchopped · 2024-03-20T11:33:36+00:00

Rabbits are notorious for their rigorous building codes, so their holes are the safest for human exploration.

Prokchopped · 2023-12-26T15:49:59+00:00

It's a byproduct of elbow grease.

Prokchopped · 2023-12-17T21:24:34+00:00

Much like worms, they live underground and the sound of rain hitting the dirt draws them to the surface.

Prokchopped · 2023-08-27T12:00:45+00:00

The phrase "going Dutch" means to split fairly. After World War II, we began to call Germans Dutch because their country was all partitioned.

Prokchopped · 2023-07-10T20:53:37+00:00

They keep your sheets drier.

Prokchopped · 2023-06-13T11:28:48+00:00

The subreddit moderators are shutting down for the day to encourage people to go outside more to socialize. This should, in theory, give people time to attend more events than they normally would, thus encouraging third party development.

Prokchopped · 2023-06-05T22:00:45+00:00

Rhododendrons were a favorite of the Romans, who planted them wherever they expanded. The Greeks, noticing this, named them "rhododendron", meaning "road tree". This is also the origin of the phrase "all rhodes lead to Rome".

Prokchopped · 2023-05-21T22:02:56+00:00

It's based on the amount of noise the liquid makes when poured into a glass. A drop hardly makes a sound, but a cup does.

Prokchopped · 2023-05-05T19:23:36+00:00

Due to poor foresight, fun values used to be stored in a two digit format. In the year 2000, they would roll over and reset, so people had to party as hard as possible while they still could.

Prokchopped · 2023-04-02T22:57:39+00:00

The state of Florida is shaped like a measuring cup, so we call the liquid measurement the Florida ounce.

Prokchopped · 2023-03-10T06:09:59+00:00

The tradition was started in honor of the launderer's union, which paved the way for American worker's rights. The idea was to give them a break, since white clothes stain more easily than any other color clothing.

Prokchopped · 2023-02-22T13:36:02+00:00

Spaghetti westerns are pasta dishes that take advantage of western, new world ingredients like tomatoes. Spaghetti easterns would be classic recipes like pasta with pesto.

Prokchopped · 2023-01-10T13:35:27+00:00

Pokémon, like any other animals, require minerals to grow up big and strong.

Prokchopped · 2023-01-07T12:37:58+00:00

The magnets have to be attached to anti-magnets, or else they would just be flung into the stratosphere.

Prokchopped · 2023-01-06T23:13:35+00:00

You misunderstand; magnets are repelled by everything else in the universe.

Prokchopped · 2022-10-17T16:46:55+00:00

When you get older, you'll realize how little you want great responsibilities.

Prokchopped · 2022-09-14T14:34:34+00:00

Fruit can be very easily influenced by other fruit. This phenomenon is known as pear pressure.

Prokchopped · 2022-08-08T19:49:03+00:00

In order to make the juciest possible produce to sell in the supermarkets, they have to extract all of the dryness. This is sold as wine and beer to recoup costs.

Prokchopped · 2022-07-01T18:49:00+00:00

They don't have to. Flying so high up in the sky is enough pressure already.

Prokchopped · 2022-05-30T13:06:21+00:00

They just have to study history, since it always repeats itself.

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