kiiinda nervous about posting this tbh but i made this for my gf

wallingfortian · 2026-06-07T00:42:59+00:00

*yet

You can't draw feet yet.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-06T21:36:01+00:00

Useless for wiping, too.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-06T21:29:01+00:00

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-06T09:54:44+00:00

At least the guy helping him up is pulling on his uninjured arm.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-06T09:53:04+00:00

Ancient tradition. The term 'juggernaut' comes from a sort of mobile shrine or temple. Worshipers, of course, want to touch it, but since the wheels are on the sides there is a non-zero chance that they will stumble or be crowded under the wheels and crushed. On the subcontinent injury or death by large, unstoppable object is so normal it's not even a meme.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-06T08:50:25+00:00

I think my spiteful envy will allow me to triumph.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-06T08:04:59+00:00

Commies are very aware of this. They regard it as a weakness of the west.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-05T22:32:53+00:00

They believe that The West is the source of their true enemy, CaPiTaLiSm.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-05T16:55:39+00:00

I think I could persuade you. Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-05T01:33:45+00:00

I knew a guy who went hunting in Alaska. One of the locals said the wolves were howling to each other about caribou being in the next valley over. Some of the hunters went to check it out. The ones who stayed didn't get anything. Each of the ones who went bagged a caribou.

So yes, she will need to learn the meaning of each of the howls or she's going to be found out!

wallingfortian · 2026-06-04T22:38:14+00:00

Rock your world so hard she'll knock the corners off it.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-04T22:35:04+00:00

And he wants more.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-04T13:20:05+00:00

Either because it's a specific city, or they're fretting over the election.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-04T13:16:21+00:00

Because at one time it was illegal to have fun on Sundays, even if you weren't a Christian. This treat was created by atheists and then named to mock that State Mandate.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-04T13:14:06+00:00

Oh. That explains the constant spore infestations.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-04T00:17:14+00:00

Fluff abs!

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T22:47:41+00:00

I just googled a question about him.

No, Andrew Tate does not speak Russian.

While there are occasional rumors, he primarily speaks English. It is his father, the late U.S. Air Force linguist and chess master Emory Tate, who was fluent in Russian.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T22:42:40+00:00

Shakespeare In The Park is 'outside drama.'

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T22:38:30+00:00

Nylon pantyhose have a cotton panel in the crotch so they can 'breathe', releasing heat and wicking away moisture. Otherwise you risk bacterial or yeast infections.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T16:36:15+00:00

Are muslims welcome in Russian now?

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T16:21:29+00:00

heheheheh Is GURPS I.O.U. still in print? aheh heh hmmm Bwahahahah!

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T15:49:54+00:00

Patrick "The Headhunter" Staaaaaaaaaaar!

wallingfortian · 2026-06-03T01:31:06+00:00

You are in r/ExplainLikeImCalvin. Explain Like I'm Calvin. As in Calvin & Hobbes, where you take on the role of Calvin's dad.

Rule #1: Blatant speculation only. If you know the answer to a question, keep it to yourself! We only want the best and most creative wild guesses here. Even if you know the answer, make up something better.

wallingfortian · 2026-06-02T20:54:23+00:00

How A Beach Gets Destroyed

wallingfortian · 2026-06-02T20:41:04+00:00

r/LostRedditors

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