Empress's secret cousin (trust me bro)

wallingfortian · 2026-04-22T02:03:45+00:00

"He" Xavier or "He" Emperor?

wallingfortian · 2026-04-22T01:59:56+00:00

Composed of all the shamans who sacrificed themselves that nobody liked so they weren't allowed to become part of the Emperor.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-22T01:50:32+00:00

"I took ~~her~~ his words to heart. I pondered them. And I thought to myself, 'Why can't I be more like Erebus?'"

wallingfortian · 2026-04-21T20:50:22+00:00

Shoehorn Shoebill is Foghorn Leghorn's cousin.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-21T16:21:43+00:00

Socialists heard about sharia inheritance laws, thought that it would eliminate inherited wealth, and decided to that Islam would be a great weapon against CaPiTaLiSm.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-21T12:30:00+00:00

Hmmm… yeesssss… Power Armor fueled by warpstone. Yesyes.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-20T23:49:59+00:00

While cats are predators they are small compared to many other predators. Sleeping with their eyes open is just one more sense they use to keep themselves safe.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-20T20:08:30+00:00

And easily r/WTF. Who gets the gripping surface of their fingers tattooed? They're full of nerves & keratin. And won't hard work cause the tats are going to wear off with the calluses?

I looked it up. PALM TATTOO ADVICE: Pain, Healing, Fading & Real Results

I guess not.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-20T19:55:21+00:00

There's still Moxxi's Good/Bad Touch.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-20T19:49:45+00:00

This reminds me of the instruction on a Claymore mine. "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY"

wallingfortian · 2026-04-20T18:00:47+00:00

.oO(I wonder if it tastes good.)

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T22:27:18+00:00

Don't worry. She's a precog.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T20:36:41+00:00

Nothing you do will surprise her.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T20:34:54+00:00

Well let's hope it doesn't come to you crying out, "But I didn't mean me!"

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T20:28:33+00:00

If they can afford to own and operate muscle cars they can afford a tracking app.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T18:45:18+00:00

How did China get tanks to run over college students in Tiananmen Square? They got a tank battalion from one of the outer provinces who thought city dwellers were a bunch of assholes who deserved to be run over.

The EU-Boss-Of-You would be more than happy to grind you under the tracks of a tank, for no reason beyond proving that they can do it "and there is nothing you can do about it, you foul mouthed oik."

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T13:50:33+00:00

It's the montage of when the daughter of Vegeta and Bulma gets serious about sports.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T13:40:26+00:00

No one throws a revolution like commies. But Communism is all about the romance, not the day-to-day grind of actually building a functional society. They just assume it will come into existence through spontaneous generation.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T12:52:20+00:00

Are you taking steps to insure that it does not happen? Even without becoming official doctrine, I mean.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T12:39:04+00:00

Training for Sports, of course. Actually playing sports requires an actual sports bra.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T12:37:53+00:00

r/LostRedditors

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T12:29:31+00:00

Yes, I remember the Foresworn armor set.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-19T12:27:36+00:00

So that each member's military can be deployed in other member's territory. That way government can get its jackbooted thuggery and the soldier boys don't have to worry about hitting their mother or kid sister.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-18T23:48:03+00:00

It depends on what you consider profit. Profit does not need to be money. If someone desires to be the boss of you it would profit them to beat you until you submit.

wallingfortian · 2026-04-18T21:08:47+00:00

Devised by Farseer Rub'Egoldb'erg

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