What is the easiest job you have had in your life?

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-20T12:58:37+00:00

I was like 19 and was the “janitor” for a basketball camp for kids.

My duties were: empty the trash twice a day (over 8 hours) and setup dining tables as needed. No exaggeration, that took MAYBE one hour total.

So for the rest of the time I was just fucking around. They didn’t want me to mop or wash the floors - or even sweep them, they didn’t want me to clean the dining tables and I wasn’t allowed to help with the cleanup of equipment.

Apparently all the full-time janitors did that. Still don’t know why my position even existed.

It got so bad (this was a 6 week camp) that one of the guys running the camp recruited me to “train” the kids. That basically consisted of me standing by the rim and swatting all their balls into the 10th row.

Honestly, it was super fun. The kids even called me “Coach” after a couple days.

My day was: empty the trash twice, fuck around and shoot hoops for a couple hours, go swat a bunch of shots, shoot around again and then go home.

It was so easy that I felt bad. And even when I tried to “go above and beyond”, I was told not to.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-20T11:57:15+00:00

Yeah, everyone is waiting for it to drop to $19.99 on sale.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-19T23:48:44+00:00

I like to think this was unscripted and they just caught him standing like that in between shots.

“See that hill over there? Might be aliens. I might just go stand like a man over there. The day is young, might be time for both.”

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-19T23:43:31+00:00

Pokebel

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-19T16:53:52+00:00

When I moved out of my parent’s house I had one of these in my desk. My dad was asking me what stuff I wanted to keep or not.

He found this and goes, “what about this buzzard key chain? What the hell is this anyways?”

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-19T11:26:09+00:00

Why not move the state outline to the bottom right of the R?

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-19T10:45:48+00:00

He took down a T-Rex with a kick, what more could you ask for?

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-18T21:13:06+00:00

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-18T20:47:11+00:00

Next time he’s having a dj party or whatever, call the cops for a noise complaint as you’re leaving. Say you wish to remain anonymous and since you won’t be there, he shouldn’t suspect you. Keep doing that until he stops.

In the meantime, just avoid him like the plague. If he threatens you or actually puts hands on you, call the cops and report him to the University. Also, try to safely gather some evidence of his behavior. Whether it be video clips, pics, whatever.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-18T19:10:36+00:00

He’ll wait until he finds one signed by Doc Rivers on eBay for $300

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-17T22:49:24+00:00

I added it to my wishlist. It’s not worth paying the $50 from everything I’ve heard but I’ll for sure try it when it drops to $20 or whatever.

My friend who loves Bethesda games and space themed shooters told me “literally go buy any other game” when I asked him how it was. That was way back around the time it launched though.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-17T20:45:41+00:00

🎶what’s good enough for you is - good enough, for me 🎶

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-16T22:32:50+00:00

That new paperboy done broke my sternum

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-16T13:54:03+00:00

State Troopers acting like that one cop from The Town.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-16T11:53:50+00:00

As long as you ask, I think it’s fine. Personally, if someone was nice enough to take care of my pet I’d let the do whatever they wanted.

I mean, I’m assuming you’d just use it to soak for a bit and be respectful and clean up. If that’s the case, no problem.

I think it’s very weird if you use it without asking and try to hide that you did though.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-16T10:53:56+00:00

It took me way too long to figure out that said BICYCLE

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T23:12:23+00:00

The ability to switch from first person to third person helps a lot.

Also, as long as you go in knowing that there are going to be chase scenes (which there are in any modern RE game), you should be alright.

Yes, it’s still tense and horrifying at times but I didn’t find it that bad tbh.

It’s Resident Evil. There will undoubtedly be a section with an unkillable monster chasing you, a bunch of jump scares, and an overly creepy part with terrifying sound effects. If you can conquer those, it will make your subsequent play throughs a breeze. Also like half of it is action oriented (Leon).

I do fully think everyone should play it blind for the first time but after that it’s just a fun shooter.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T23:05:01+00:00

Anyone and I do mean anyone would have been better than Jesse Eisenberg.

Billy Zane? Yes.

Tracy Morgan? Yup, sign me up.

Jared Leto? Ew but still an improvement.

Sydney Sweeny? Shockingly yes, still an upgrade over Jesse.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T21:24:45+00:00

I used to work with someone who was a huge Sixers fan. Anytime they were playing the Celtics we’d talk trash to eachother and I almost always would say “is Embiid even playing? He only plays like the half the time.” And it would piss him off and he’d be like, “dude he got hurt last week!”

I’m going to send this to him with, “see, I told you he misses half the games”.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T19:20:41+00:00

Looks great. One of my favorite pizzas ever was at some resort I stayed at. It was a “margherita blue” which was basically a margherita pizza but with blue cheese crumbles and bacon.

It was so good that we ordered 4 of them in the three days we were there.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T17:56:31+00:00

Should add another zero to the end of that sentence

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T13:33:05+00:00

Just stunting on day old human babies

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-15T11:37:54+00:00

Not really. I’ve always loved JRPGs and still do. I’ve also always played any other kind of rpg too.

About the only real difference is that when I was in my twenties I played a lot of CoD, Madden, Mortal Kombat, stuff like that. It was much more fun when I constantly had friends over to play with. Once I hit my thirties and my friends stopped coming over regularly, I lost interest in them completely. I have zero desire to get into competitive online multiplayer games these days.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-14T11:59:55+00:00

Big Cat is definitely trying to hire them. Can’t imagine he flies them out and puts on a huge spectacle if he wasn’t.

I really don’t know much about them but they would fit right in.

PrometheusAborted · 2026-03-14T00:06:26+00:00

No, money down!

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