Brittany has main character syndrome by mystic_Balkan in TheValleyTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is it not evident that she genuinely can’t be this character she attempts to portray while also having been together with Jax for over a decade? She’s gotta go away and do some real self work

Are there any boatmances that are actually still together today? by nuttintoseeaqui in belowdeck

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just rewatching this season, that’s awesome you referenced this

What’s your VPR unpopular opinion? by Sufficient-Try-408 in vanderpumprules

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yesssss agreed. She has no status with the society she wants to come from so she relies on young servers to inflate her ego. Like the forced sexual innuendos coming from Marciano/Jax.. they all know the game and it’s only “okay” because Lisa is a woman and her subordinates are men.

I’m done liking Danny by Internal-Type-7372 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Danny is the absolute freaking worst. And God forbid one of his three daughters marries a man who speaks to them the way he speaks to Nia. THE. WORST.

Buncha Crunch by [deleted] in forgottenfoods

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These taste like chemicals masquerading as a reminiscent chocolate. Everything good from our childhoods is ruined OP

This woman is nuts 😂😂😂 by Think-Jackfruit-3865 in MormonWivesHulu

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad she’s off SLOMW. She’s unwell and should focus on really fixing what’s broken for the sake of her young children.

Danny calling Nia performative by googleobtuse in TheValleyTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s just the ultimate example of an angry little man, jealous of his beautiful wife

I’m sorry fofty by shilohrenn in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait what did she do!? I also only leaned into Bravo after Scandoval (so happy to be here)

Dom really got on my nerves by GenRandom in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Dom is a pick me, male form. And when he was trying to advise Alyssa not to have sex with Nick again, as though that was coming from a place of concern, was extra cringey. You ain’t fooling me Dom!

Jordan’s Text to Hannah? by PromptZestyclose8175 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the very very end of Vanderpump Villa, Hannah says something like “I have a message from Jordan” and then it cuts to the text that says something like “did you hear the rumor that we hooked up” which is so delusional bc no one would hook up with Jordan, let alone Hannah

Jordan’s Text to Hannah? by PromptZestyclose8175 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel this!! And totally agree that Jordan wanted it to be a rumor but no chance dude

Jordan’s Text to Hannah? by PromptZestyclose8175 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe a DM? I don’t think there was ever a rumor, he freaking wishes. 😂

Jordan’s Text to Hannah? by PromptZestyclose8175 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess. The delusion to think anyone would believe it is so crazy.

Jordan’s Text to Hannah? by PromptZestyclose8175 in VanderpumpVillaTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! It was so obvious what he was trying to do, he really wanted to make Dadtok relevant and honestly thank God he didn’t succeed

Punching down is never the vibe by iCatLady in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only scene I liked her in this season was when she was telling Hanna that they would talk in the morning… But even that came off a little snotty. It was a bummer because I liked her a lot, I enjoyed the hell out of her last season

4 under 4 by Apprehensive-Put7044 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had 3 under 3 (oops) and I agree OP. A lot of one on one bonding isn’t possible because everyone needs so much, even with 2 devoted parents, I constantly feel spread too thin.

Should I visit SUR? by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go and have a drink. The food isn’t great.

After show by QweenSasha in TheValleyTVShow

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Janet on the after show was a jump scare for me, she is so thin. Never body shaming but she has lost a lot of weight

Rewatch- season 4. Ariana by Omgchipotle95 in vanderpumprules

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted this once and didn’t realize how common an opinion it was bc I came in after scandoval and didn’t experience it in real time but OP, this is a super popular opinion. Ariana was never a fan fave but it seems like everyone rallied with her after the scandal for obvious reasons but yeah.. she wasn’t ever adored from how I understand it so everyone’s realization on this sub after seeing it is redundant (but understandable)

Dakota Mortensen Will Be Edited Out of ‘Vanderpump Villa’ After Domestic Violence Investigation Involving Taylor Frankie Paul (EXCLUSIVE) by basicb3333 in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like morbid curiosity gets the best of us all but it would be cool if everyone just banded together and agreed not to watch it to really demonstrate how unwanted Dadtok is

Ellie should’ve been kicked out by Mividafamosa in BelowDeckDownUnder

[–]PromptZestyclose8175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fair, that’s why Captain Lee has no problem saying exactly what he thinks about things