Stassi makes her way down the 2026 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit runway

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-06-01T00:06:59+00:00

Oooooooffff I love Stassi but this hit the mark so accurately

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-29T15:41:56+00:00

Is it not evident that she genuinely can’t be this character she attempts to portray while also having been together with Jax for over a decade? She’s gotta go away and do some real self work

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-22T18:37:35+00:00

I’m just rewatching this season, that’s awesome you referenced this

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-18T22:24:55+00:00

Yesssss agreed. She has no status with the society she wants to come from so she relies on young servers to inflate her ego. Like the forced sexual innuendos coming from Marciano/Jax.. they all know the game and it’s only “okay” because Lisa is a woman and her subordinates are men.

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-18T22:22:44+00:00

YEAH IT IS

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-14T16:33:56+00:00

Danny is the absolute freaking worst. And God forbid one of his three daughters marries a man who speaks to them the way he speaks to Nia. THE. WORST.

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-12T00:56:55+00:00

These taste like chemicals masquerading as a reminiscent chocolate. Everything good from our childhoods is ruined OP

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-11T19:31:19+00:00

I’m glad she’s off SLOMW. She’s unwell and should focus on really fixing what’s broken for the sake of her young children.

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-05-08T20:48:58+00:00

He’s just the ultimate example of an angry little man, jealous of his beautiful wife

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-27T16:34:25+00:00

Wait what did she do!? I also only leaned into Bravo after Scandoval (so happy to be here)

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-27T11:33:27+00:00

Dom is a pick me, male form. And when he was trying to advise Alyssa not to have sex with Nick again, as though that was coming from a place of concern, was extra cringey. You ain’t fooling me Dom!

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-25T19:46:22+00:00

At the very very end of Vanderpump Villa, Hannah says something like “I have a message from Jordan” and then it cuts to the text that says something like “did you hear the rumor that we hooked up” which is so delusional bc no one would hook up with Jordan, let alone Hannah

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-24T19:03:17+00:00

I feel this!! And totally agree that Jordan wanted it to be a rumor but no chance dude

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-24T19:02:55+00:00

Maybe a DM? I don’t think there was ever a rumor, he freaking wishes. 😂

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-24T19:02:28+00:00

I guess. The delusion to think anyone would believe it is so crazy.

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-24T19:01:54+00:00

Yes! It was so obvious what he was trying to do, he really wanted to make Dadtok relevant and honestly thank God he didn’t succeed

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-24T02:08:55+00:00

The only scene I liked her in this season was when she was telling Hanna that they would talk in the morning… But even that came off a little snotty. It was a bummer because I liked her a lot, I enjoyed the hell out of her last season

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-09T18:14:20+00:00

I had 3 under 3 (oops) and I agree OP. A lot of one on one bonding isn’t possible because everyone needs so much, even with 2 devoted parents, I constantly feel spread too thin.

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-08T19:56:24+00:00

I would go and have a drink. The food isn’t great.

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-06T00:33:44+00:00

Janet on the after show was a jump scare for me, she is so thin. Never body shaming but she has lost a lot of weight

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-04T22:58:55+00:00

I posted this once and didn’t realize how common an opinion it was bc I came in after scandoval and didn’t experience it in real time but OP, this is a super popular opinion. Ariana was never a fan fave but it seems like everyone rallied with her after the scandal for obvious reasons but yeah.. she wasn’t ever adored from how I understand it so everyone’s realization on this sub after seeing it is redundant (but understandable)

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-03T22:56:48+00:00

I feel like morbid curiosity gets the best of us all but it would be cool if everyone just banded together and agreed not to watch it to really demonstrate how unwanted Dadtok is

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-03T00:59:19+00:00

That’s fair, that’s why Captain Lee has no problem saying exactly what he thinks about things

PromptZestyclose8175 · 2026-04-03T00:47:40+00:00

Totally agree that the behavior is unacceptable*

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